Jose M. Aznar
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“I want to thank the president of the Republic of Spain for his friendship with the United States.”
~ Jeb Bush on José María Aznar
The Cosmic Leader also known as Jose M. Aznar (the M. stands for Mandalorian), A.K.A. Ánsar, was the former bellboy and english teacher of George Bush and Oscar Wilde, and also ruled Spain for a few days.
[edit] Biography
He has been the best president of Spain (and he would be it 4ever and ever, my dearest Josemari!) despite all the stupid independentist said no. He is known to be another illegitimate son of Darth Vader (after he was injured by electrocution while trying to have a bath wearing his favourite black suit) and Hermione Granger. He is too the best friend (or pet?) of George W. Bush. He naturally developed a certain tendency to try to rule the world, so he managed to join the staff of a hotel where he devoted 15 years to sweeping the floor. After that period of his career, he got masively elected president of Spain (the use of a magical wand on this point is still being investigated), as he represented the best of his country. Spanish people are specially proud of his achievements with the broom stick as he maneged to sweep away 45000 tons of oil he accidentally spilt in his toilet.
He claims to have killed Sauron and liberated the Middle Earth from the robots. Also he claims to have a picture of him with George Bush, Superman, Tony Blair and a gremlin.
Nowadays, he's retired and gives lectures in the University of Georgetown (Yyyorch-Taun) But he'll come back, look at Obi Wan.
[edit] Quotes
- "Estamous trabajandou en ellou." -- (I for one welcome our new oil-greedy, WMD-hoarding, overlords.)
- "Queridou Yyorch!" (Dear George! (refering to George Bush))
- "¡Mirusté!" (Watch you!)
- "¡España! ¡va! ¡bien!" (Spain! Goes! Well! (He lies))
- "Hablo catalan en la intimidad..." (I speak Polaquian in the intimity...)
- "Separatista, nacionalista, antiespañol, terrorista, anticristiano: es el fin de España!" ("Separatist, nacionalist, counter-spanish, terrorist, counter-christian: It's the end of Spain!" (Talking about people who don't think like him))
