Judge Dredd
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Judge Dredd is a popular Law (not law enforcer. He is The Law) from the unofficial US state of Mega City One. He original Patroled it between the years 1970-1995 but was killed by his brother The Geico Gecko in a car accident. He was later Re-incarnated as Sir Ian Blair. He is Judge, Jury, Executioner, Magistrate, Court Clerk, Court Usher, Man in the Press Gallery from the local Gazette and Advertiser, and Bored Law Student Who's Only Come to Watch and It's All Bloody Road Traffic Offences Again all in one
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[edit] The Early Years
During his early years Joseph Dredd studied at Oxford University, England, where he learned how to shoot peasants and Mingle with the Royal Family. He was later hired as the bodyguard of one Princess Diana and he was awarded the coveted Round Helmet for excellence. He was posted on the duty roster for Diana's trip to Paris; however, due to family trouble concerning his brother trying to kill him with a hulking great robot coupled with suffering from Man Flu, he had to phone in sick and put his feet up. Had the big man been with Prinny D on that fateful night in Paris, there is no way she would have lost it; more likely a mere flesh wound.
[edit] The Volgan War
Soon war in Europe broke out as an invasion of England was attempted by the paramilitary organisation The Volgans, then headed by Jango Vader. Dredd was then forced to flee to the United States but faced more bad luck as President Richard Nixon decided to detonate several nuclear devices all around the country. Dredd also faced ridicule as he had fled the country where other heroes such as Bill Savage, Frank 'The Punisher' Castle and Captain Britain stayed and thwarted the Volgan invasion. But as ever, with a smile on his face and a song in his heart, Joseph Dredd continued on up.
[edit] The Birth of the Mega Cities and The Judges
Dredd began working on building Mega City One right from the get go and with help from the Imperial Space Marines it was built in no time. Millions flocked to what was to be the greatest city in the world but within two weeks it became the world's biggest crime hotspot. The Space Marines helped maintain order but their obsession with purging heretics only made matters worse and soon the city was out of control.
Order was needed and a man calling himself Fargo (who was later to be revealed as an amalgamation of the cohen brothers) suggested that a citywide judicial force was needed to maintain order, Dredd was the first to sign up, and so the Judges were born.
Not happy with big guns and a motorcycle with wheels that were too large to actually rotate, Dredd realised he needed a catch phrase. After trying various titles of '80s heavy metal songs including "Speed Kills, But Who's Dyin', Punk?", "Run to the Hills, Perp" and "Ace of Spades. Biatch" Dredd plumped for "I am the Law" as a tribute to his then favorite thrash outfit Anthrax. This was obviously before his embrace of the glam scene and subsequent Brit pop movement.
[edit] Miniopolis
Things were going great until 1995 when an Alien Superfiend from another dimension known as Judge De'ath arrived and decided he wanted to shrink the city down to size. He brought along his three brothers to achieve this, Judge Fe're, Judge F'ere and Judge Mort-Fere and together they began slaughtering the city's inhabitants. Judge Dredd was on his way to making sure he got a resistance going but he was knocked over by a car being Driven By His Brother Griko, who was tripping on Snickers. It was then up to Captain Britain to save the city's inhabitants, which he achieved admirably.
Also during 1995, the evil Sylvester Thecatallone made an attempt to discredit Dredd by making all his words sound like they came from a huffed kitten. Sylvester was killed when Dredd set his Lawgiver to Grue, and the cat was gone.
[edit] Judge Dredd Returns
In 2005 Sir Ian Blair came up with an idea to hire ex-soldiers as policemen, but this idea soon got criticised by impressionist Alister McGowan who said he was acting like Judge Dredd. A court case Between Sir Ian Blair and McGowan soon followed. But McGowan won the case because it turned out that Sir Ian was in fact a re-incarnation of Judge Dredd. Dredd then went on to an attempt to judge all humanity but was soon stopped by none other than Captain Britain.
[edit] Other Dredds
Another Character known as Judge Dredd invented the policy of Burshism to stand in for the extinction of the Zig in the 41st century
