Julie Benz

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Julie Benz

Actress Julie Benz, 240, is the daughter of single mom Daimler Mercedes. As a young prostitute, she became independently wealthy, but also contracted a fatal case of syphilis. By 1609, she lay dying in the luxurious house she owned in the British Virginia Colony in North America. She scoffed at a "priest", who came to her deathbed, before he revealed his true identity as the Master, and leader of the elite cult of vampires known as the Order of Aurelius.

1 Friends
2 Nicholson "Receptionist"
3 Lost Parts
4 Reincarnations
5 Quotation
6 External Link

[edit] Friends

Benz is friends with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Willow Rosenberg, Angel Angelus, and Paris Hilton. She also associates with various Hollywood actors, partygoers, and hangers-on.

[edit] Nicholson "Receptionist"

Benz worked as a "receptionist" for the actor Jack Nicholson, who taught her how to trip on a rug. "It was quite a trip," she quips when narrating this anecdote. It is among her few claims to fame.

[edit] Lost Parts

As an actress, she was offered a topless part in Eyes Wide Shut, but her breasts could not agree on whether to accept the role. The left was wanting the exposure that the bit part offered, but the right was refusing. The role went to another actress, Barely There Gellar, to whom Benz lost two other parts as well: Buff the Vamp and Kendall's Heart.

[edit] Reincarnations

Benz, like General George S. Patton, Shirley MacLean, and many other celebrities, believes in reincarnation. In previous lives, she has played the following parts: