Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 1
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
< Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries(Redirected from July 1)
July 1: Dennis Rodman Appreciation Day (in Canada), Canada Day (in most other countries).
- 251 - The Goths defeat the Emos at the Battle of OMFG.
- 1765 - Ireland was liberated from the Indians
- 1800 - Canada is invented by
Kevin Baconsome guy. - 1863 - The Battle of Gettysburg begins. Canada sits back and watches.
- 1867 - Canada does something, but I'm not going to tell you what.
- 1878 - Canada joins the Universal Postal Union. Galactic Federation stamps cost an arm and 3 legs.
- 1936 - The Trial of Howard the Duck comes to an end.
- 1967 - Pamela Anderson born.
- 1968 - World suffers critical shortages of silicone.
- 1985 - Battle of Little Bighorn begins. Custer makes last stand, but is totally destroyed by the Nazis
- 1986 - Hundreds demand refunds as they discover that misprints in their Playboy calendars spell July "Jooly". Millions never notice.
- 1890 - Canada and Bermuda linked by telegraph cable, but the cable disappeared mysteriously the next day.
- 1961 - Windemere, a tiny Jew belonging to American writer Ernest Hemingway, committed suicide
- 1999 - Seven ate Nine
- 2003 - An old person dies
- 2006 - Eon8 countdown finishes, leaving everyone's penis size shrunk one inch.
- 2010 - Kurt Cobain is resurected from the dead by Ozzy Osbourne. Sharon files for divorce.
- 2036 - Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey, and Angelina Jolie lead the world on a war against Xenu.
- 2046 - After a ten year war, Oprah Winfrey becomes The world's first Oprah (more powerful then a god).


