Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 17
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July 17: 
- Formal celebration of International Procrastination Day
- 999,999,999,999,999 bc - Nothing, God had yet to finish college
- 42 bc - Some bunch of people called the Romans invent the gay
- 457 AD - Nothing, Americaland had yet to even be marked on the map
- 952 AD - German prophets believe that in a thousand years to the day,the second coming of christ will occur.
- 1457 - France join the UN. The world rejoices in joy as a great country joins the Union of marked World Peace
- 1458 - France fired from the UN
- 1911 - Somebody called Bernard loses his job, finds that his wife left him, goes bankrupt and kills himself. The same day of the year had the population of the earth attention drawn the the monkey who threw an egg at Nicholas II
- 1952 - David Hasselhoff born,Millions of Germans celebrate his birth.
- 1987 - Hitler turned into a saint, oh, sorry, I meant satin, or was it saintin?
