Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 3
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July 3: Put Your Dishes In The Washing Machine Day
- 3964BC - Abel humuliates Cain so Cain throws a little rock at him. (the rock hitting him in between the eyes making him fall off the edge of the earth into hell)
- 1754 - George Washington surrenders Fort Necessity to French forces. The French later abandoned it, finding the Fort full of small bars of soap.
- 1776 - The Declaration of Independence is peer reviewed.
- 1868 - End of the Potato Famine in Ireland.
- 1869 - Beginnig of a new wave, the Potato Feminine (by women who look like potatoes themselves) in Iceland
- 1885 - "He who hath smelt it, dealt it" ruling in federal court sets new legal precident.
- 1894 - Child is killed by teacher for talking back. The teacher's action is considered acceptable
- 1936 - Ganglord Howard the Duck is executed by electric chair in Texas.
- 1969 - First man to wash his clothes in the dishwasher.
- 1989 - I Can't Believe It's Not Anal Lube is created at DuPont laboratories.
- 1996 - Jeff Goldblum finally begins to figure out how to take down the aliens.
- 2006 - It transpires that washing machines live longer with catsup, and not Calgon.
- 2007 - Child is given detention by teacher for talking back. Child files a 125,000 dollar lawsuit against teacher, and wins the case.
