Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 10

June 10: Gay Aardvark Pride Festival

31964 BC - World population reaches 15.
31963 BC - World population becomes 14.5 after strange boulder incident occurs.
31962 BC - Space hobos forced back into ocean once and for all, there is much rejoice.
69 - A new way of having sex is invented.
1932 - Harlem renaissance poet Langston Hughes writes the first Yo momma joke.
1992 - The Cherokee race becomes extinct due to over population of Grue
1995 - Michael Jackson declares himself a sovereign nation.
1996 - Peace talks begin in Northern Ireland without Sean Penn.
2000 - Family Guy revived after 12th cancellation.
2005 - Rosie O'Donnell explodes from over-eating again. Out of 9 lives she now only has one left.
2006 - Wayne Rooney kicks a football on live television- crowd goes wild.
2007 - The second coming of Elvis occurs. First words are 'I was just kidding everybody...uh huh'
2007 - David Letterman tells something funny. Local black community want him on the KFC menu.
2007 - The 'Kings' second drug problem is hailed when he is found dead at a Toronto Convinience Store near the cave he was hiding in.
2012 - End of World War XLV