Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 17

June 17: Presidential Mullet Day

c.7,000 BC - First Intel PC domesticated.
1878 - Mount Everest built by Nepal to encourage tourism growth and annoy Tibet
1885 - The Statue of Liberty arrives in New York Harbor and agrees to stand the test of time.
1969 - Godzilla defeats his Chinese nemesis, Maozilla.
1972 - Christmas is ruined forever.
1980 - For three minutes, regicide is all the rage.
1982 - Star Wars Episode VII: The Phantom Boner hits retail stores as a straight to video release.
1992 - Lieutenant Planet is promoted to Captain Planet.
1994 - Homer "O.J." Simpson was chased down and arrested on suspicion of murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ned Flanders.
1995 - Activists raid a waffle breeding facility and manage to set thousands of waffles bred in captivity free. Using waffles for clothing was banned in 1999.
1996 - People realise that these year links in front of events don't really take you anywhere
2001 - Millions agree that Special K aint that special after all.
2002 - Billions wonder what happened to the Regular k
2003 - Trillions get together on the internets and invent Super k.
2004 - Willie Nelson finally gives up on the Rubik cube.
2007 - Total spaz loses out on the chance to have a fantastic future wife coz he liked another girl at the same time.