Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 18
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June 18: Autistic Pride Day.
- 1111 - Darth Hitler is constructed by the Knights Templar by mistake.
- 1537 - French Emperor Napoleon Dynamite and his posse take control of Paris. Rioting ensues.
- 1928 - Amelia Earhart becomes the first woman to fly across the Atlantic, a goal she achieves by not doing crap other than riding shotgun in a plane.
- 1940 - "Finest Hour" speech by Winston Churchill.
- 1941 - "How Could I Trump That Other Speech?" speech by Winston Churchill.
- 1942 - "Give Me Back My Cognac and Jack Off, Wankers!" speech by Winston Churchill
- 1981 - Californian scientists realize people with AIDS aren't just "faking it"
- 1983 - Sally Ride becomes first woman in space by not doing crap other than riding shotgun in a space shuttle.
- 1991 - Lemonade day. Dux makes lemonade and the Main pages.
- 1992 - Breathing through SCUBA gear is outlawed in Delaware for a 24-hour period. Offenders are rounded up and placed in re-education camps.
- 1994 - Alex is born. The world panics and enters a dark age.
- 1995 - James Buchanan, Alex's twin is born. The world, once again, panics and enters another dark age.
- 1996 - No one knows who Alex is.
- 1997 - You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out.
- 1998 - John F. Kennedy goes to the local shop for a newspaper, where he is mistakenly cited as Elvis.
- 2007 - St. Peter's Basilica is most likely to awaken from its two-year slumber on this day, according to Vatican-sponsored astrological studies. False Popes are currently being prepared to divert its attention and appetite in anticipation of events on the day.
- 2008 - Tal Blevins elected president of the United States of America, with FuzzDaCat as the first woman vice president ever on the Vestibulian Party ticket. In a fit of rage after finding out he isn't vice president, yab kills the entire country with an explosive fart-bomb and not calling, "Safety".
- 2010 - The Euro is replaced as the EU's primary unit of currency by the blow job.
