Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 25

June 25: Feast of St. Petulance the Unimpressed

33 B. C. - The Anti-Christ is born in the City of Anti-David in an anti-manger to an anti-virgin.
1176 - Immortal Kevin Smith begins work on his first monologue about the state of relationships within the slacker counterculture. This work would take 430 years to complete and another 612 to perform in its entirety.
1583 - Compact Discs first used as an inexpensive source of food.
1714 - The light switch is invented, preceding the invention of the light by nearly 300 years
1973 - Mr. Fluffy does a poopy on the kitchen floor. Bad kitty!
2006 - New Mexico is given back to Old Mexico and Oklahoma is given back to Indians.
2006 - The US falls into anarchy, again.
2007 - Chocolatelab fetches stick. Waits for another throw.
2008 2008 still says it does not exist.
2019 - Landlab 2018 is determined to be a failure after discovering that drinking dirt doesn't parch thirst.
2020 - Airlab 2019 is destroyed in a crash after running into Airslab 2020.
2021 - Sealab 2021 is born.