Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 28

June 28: Adamand Eve (Nairobi & Iceland), Obliviousness Awareness Day (Chad)

1493 - Unimpressed by Columbus' attempt to reach the Far East by sailing west, navigator Ernesto de Borgnine attempts to reach the Americas by sailing East. His ship crashes into the Cadiz docks thirty seconds into his journey.
1572 - The Day the Music Died.
1745 - Sharon Stone begins her first retirement at the age of 57.
1851 - Franco-Pakistani War ends in a draw after sudden death.
1908 - Supervillain rampage in New York stopped with the help of Hostess® brand Fruit Pies.
1922 - The bloody war between Chile and France ends abruptly when both countries realize that they don't have common borders to fight over.
1947 - Obliviousness Awareness Day declared in Chad.
1973 - Scholars discover the first gay couple, Adam and Steve, in Israel. In other news, it's the god damn doodly best day ever because Maddox visited Chicago.
1980 - Earthquake in the Chinese village of Bu-Chu-Fu, millions die.
1996 - New York elects super villain mayor.
1998 - New York's super villain mayor steals all of the worlds greatest landmarks and places them in Central Park.
2004 - The Landmarks stolen by New York's super villain mayor in 1998 are moved to Utah, where locals piss on them.