Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 8

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June 8: Mallaig Day (Scotland) also Be Suspicious of Your Friends and Co-Workers Day (they're trying to kill you)

• 1213 - The Vatican, under The Pope, zone Evil Pizza as the new purgatory.
• 1312 - King Edward II became the first man to successfully grow a goatee beard.
• 1789 - Storming of Mallaig Railway Station.
• 1790 - Storming of Maotherllaig Railway Station.
• 1798 - North Dakota moves to its present location from the River Thames.
• 1861 - Tennessee secedes from the Union. Nissan decides it will build its plant there after all.
• 1949 - 35 years after starting it, George Orwell finally completes his futuristic novel Nineteen Fourty-Four.
• 1950 - Martin Van Buren borrows twenty dollars from you and never gives it back. What a dick.
• 1963 - Doctor What changes his name to Doctor Who.
• 1979 - Kanye West crawls out of his mom's clitoris.
• 1980 - Bee Gees change their name to the Seeg Eeb.
• 1982 - Mr Clean is accused with manslaughter but comes away clean.
• 1982 - Seeg Eeb change their name to the Bee Gees.
• 1985 - VVC News airs commercial with absolutely no content at all, whatsoever. Chairman comments, "Whoa".
• 1986 - Margaret Thatcher announces in Parliament, "Help!! There's a mouse! Eek! There's a mouse! Eek!"
• 1989 - China finds Soviet sleeping with Russia.
• 1990 - Albert Jones, a zombie, invents the fringe.
• 2002 - Miss Dewcatso marries Mr Nesbitt, thus becoming Mrs Nesbitt.
• 2005 - Someone didn't get enough sleep and wakes up cranky.
• 2005 - 2006: A Space Odyssey is filmed.
• 2006 - 2005: A Space Odyssey is filmed.
• 2006 - David Heo becomes retarted (moreso).