Jupiter
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Jupiter is a planet in the outer reaches of the solar system (except on Friday nights, when it dresses up like a little boy and hangs out in Oscar Wilde's back seat). It's also where boys go to get more stupider.
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[edit] Quick Facts
Jupiter is the forty-first (some scientists debate it was the forty-second) planet discovered in the solar system, and is somewhat larger than an apple. It is accepted as a gas giant and has a number of civilizations floating in this nameless gas. One of the most well known civilizations is the Society of Sentient Farts, ruled by a tyrannical alien known as Fartron the Great. Her empire has existed for many years. Sabuda was his lover but she was not interested in him at all, so Sabuda had to run to earth driving a what u doin bicycle.
[edit] The People of Jupiter
There are many conspiracies on whether there is life on Jupiter. Recent studies taken from the Interglacial Period Studiers have proven that the people living on Jupiter have increased in size because of the extra space that is available on the Huge Galatic Planet and due to the fact that they need to counter the extreme gravity exibited from the planet. The beliefs of the People of Jupiter's actual height is confidential due to the laws that are applied by the Space Monkeys of Northern Mars.
[edit] History
Soon after the Large Boom, approximately 24,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years ago, Jupiter formed from a large gaseous cloud of space matter, most likely Jesus Juice. Microscopic fragments of biological material floated through space until they reached Jupiter. This bio-material was eaten by a giant grue who, afterwards, farted in the planet's atmosphere. This fart quickly mutated to form the ancient ancestors of the Jovian race we know today. Kell Smells
Not too long after what is known as the Great Flatulence of the Almighty Grue-like One in Jovian culture, a leader emerged. Her name was Fartron, although she has since changed it to Supergirl and moved to Earth. This ruler came from an Krypton and quickly conquered all of the fledgling life forms and brought them under her control. The people of Jupiter continued to mutate. After developing sufficient intelligence (approximately seven seconds ago), Fartron ordered a massive construction project. She forced her slaves bestest friends in the whole world to build the great floating cities we know today.
Recently, Fartron has departed from Jupiter and gone to Earth to be with her cousin/lover Superman. Also Jupiter is the home planet for ET. Jupiter is aloso the only planet in the solar system capable of playing batmittin...
[edit] The moons of Jupiter
- Iowa
- Europe
- Titan
- Callisto
- Ganymedes
- Sun
- Bagels
- Eminem
- The Death Star
- Bilbo Baggins
[edit] See also
| Planets |
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| Confirmed (Solar System): Freddy Mercury / Mercury | Venus | Luton | Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World | Disney World | Planet Hollywood | Mars | Planet Google | Globe | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus / Youranus | Neptune | Magrathea | Pluto (planet) |
| Confirmed (Exosolar): An T'ark-Ti'kah | Uncyclopedia | Discworld |
| Dwarf planets: Ceres | Pluto | 2003 UB313 | |
| Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron | Boob |
| Denied by CIA: Urth | Irk | Krypton | Michigan |
| In a galaxy far, far away: |
| Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Earth | Qo'noS | xxEarth Cxx |
| Loner Planets: Planet A | Planet AAA! | Wisconsin |
