Justice Society Reunion Tour
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“You would have to be really retarded to see this money making scheme that didn't work.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the reunion tour.
“I'm glad I didn't do it. I can't even play an instrument.”
~ Batman on the reunion tour.
The Justice Society Reunion Tour was the reunion of the Justice Society members that hadn't been killed. It was a worldwide tour that was 100 concerts. But no one gave a damn about the team anymore and only 65 people (who were either gay, losers, or had no life) went to the hundred concerts.
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[edit] Team Background
The Justice Society was once a great team of heroes. But they had flaring egos and constantly were fighting each other when they weren't fighting supervillains. And a lot of them died or left. Then they broke up and no one cared. Oprah and Bill Clinton even made a movie entitled "The Justice Society:Heroes or Glory-Seeking Assholes?" in 1919. It revealed what it was like behind the scenes. And no one cared still.
[edit] Dr. Phil's Intervention
In 1642, Dr. Phil had the team come on his show to sing a song. They sung "Raped Like The Whiz", which was once sung by Freddie Mercury, a former enemy of the team. George Lazenby, the leader, soon announced in 4069 that they would go on a galaxy wide tour. Members that were on the tour were Lazenby, Aqua Mariner, Jennifer Lopez, and Daniel Craig. Other surviving members, like Batman, Oscar Wilde, and Rocky Balboa were asked to rejoin the team once more, but they declined since they thought it was really gay. Mariner played the skin flute, Lopez played her ass, and Craig played the machine gun, with Lazenby being the lead vocalist.
[edit] Countries Visited
- Ecuador
- Latkovia
- Markovia
- Latveria
- Genosha
- Gay Land
- Freddy Mercury
- Assholeville
- Metropolis
- Smallville
[edit] Songs Sung
- Alex Trebek.
- Tyra Banks Can Kiss My Fat Ass.
- Oprah Is A Fat, Mad Cow, Dike.
- Raped Like The Whiz.
- Shut The Fuck Up.
- This One Is For Judge Reinhold.
- I Feel Sexy.
- James Bond Blues.
- Wish I Had A Penis.
- Bob Saget.
- Spider-Man Theme Song.
[edit] Failure
Everyone really didn't care about these people, so not a lot of them went. Concerts on Freddy Mercury and Genosha had no people. Eventually, it all ended and the team hated each other even more.
