Justin Timberlake

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Justin performing at the Los Angeles Staples Center

Justin (or Jackson) Timberlake born January 31, 1985 (Age 73) is a famous male dancer,singer,actor,flop artist, and Socialist. He is also Jewish (big surprise). He came to fame as one of the hated singers of pop girl band 'N Sync and has won four Grammy Awards as well as an Emmy Award. (OMG) In 2002 he had his first child. Sperm donor Nick Lachey is the proud father of the baby boy and they named him Justin Lachey Jr. He then released his debut solo album, Justified, which sold under 100 copies worldwide. Timberlake's second solo release, HopefullyThisAlbum/WontFlop...Hard, was released in 2006 with the U.S. number-seventy one hit singles "HairyBack", "My Glove", and "What Goes Around... Comes Around (No Dur)", which he was too busy singing one day and not thinking about the fact that what goes around comes around, resulting in him being knocked unconscious by a disco ball attached to a ceiling fan. With his first two albums, Timberlake has sold over 150 albums worldwide. He has started a record label called Not Another Selfnamed Music Record Company Records and a fashion lable :), Tyra Banks II. He is also famous for creating the music genre, "Socialist Pop", in which he does the moonwalk while praising Hu Jintao and Kim Jong Il

1 Personal life
2 Rent Boy Years
3 Albums
4 Scandals
5 Discography
6 Achievements
7 Filmography
8 Other Work

[edit] Personal life

There are two of Justin's early teen romances, first to a schoolgirl dressed prostitute at the corner of Hollywood Bullevourd, and then to aspiring pop singer Britney Spears predated intense

Justin and Britney Spears lmfaoing because they are filthy rich, and they can.

media interest, but both ended unhappily. Timberlake then entered a high-profile celebrity relationship with fellow producer(and who knows what to Justin) Timbaland, with whom he had worked on the album. This ended abruptly in March 2010, amidst allegations of Timbaland

Timbaland and his lover cleaning a floor

infidelity with fellow artist Nelly Furtado, a "friend" of both Timbaland and Timberlake. Britney Spears says as a mother she too was devastated regarding the break-up, but to this day speaks warmly of Timbaland, "Britney grew up on my kitchen floor. I still hate her to death. They (Justin and Britney) were together 10 or 11 years and had, from day one, instant chemistry between them. She's a nasty ol' slut/whore/etc & I just love what she's going through now." The breakup influenced the lyrics and theme of Timberlake's hit "Cry Me A Ocean", one of the most popular singles from HopefullyThisAlbum/WontFlop...Hard.

[edit] Rent Boy Years

Justin worked as a rent boy from his late teens right through to his early 20's. It's said that's where he got his inspiration for Sexyback. It's also rumored his song "Cry Me A River" is not about Britney Spears at all but actually about one of his clients who never called him back after a steamy back car affair. Justin then left this business after his clients began spreading rumors that he was underage.

[edit] Albums

Timberlake's second solo release, HopefullyThisAlbum/WontFlop...Hard, was released in 2006 with the U.S. number-seventy one hit singles "HairyBack", "My Glove", and "What Goes Around... Comes Around (No Dur)".

Since when was smashing a disco ball a good thing?

[edit] Scandals

Stop! Bad Justin

Super Bowl XXXVIII, which was broadcast live on February 1, 2004 from Houston, Texas, was noted for a controversial halftime show in which Justin Timberlake Raped Janet On Stage and was later called a wartime malfuntion (guess timberland wasn't quite cutting in the bedroom) Well about the crotch grabbing pix, Justin will need "help" on that & Jessica Biel can burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JK :)

Justin has horrible taste in girlfriends

he smellu

[edit] Discography

2002 - Justified (From Being In 'NSYNC So That People Will Buy My Music) #200 Billboard 200 #7897 UK Singles Chart 1 unit sold

2006 - HopefullyThisAlbum/WontFlop...Hard #200 Billboard 200 #1000 UK Album Chart

[edit] Achievements

Has scored 5 Top 200 albums on the Billboard 200
Has scored 4 Top 1000 On the UK Album Chart
Worst Selling Artist Since The Begining of Music
Only artist to suck 90 dicks a day and still chart on the Billboard 200
Only artist to suck hardcore dick and chart on the Billboard 200

[edit] Filmography

Cumshot (2000)
Model Behavior: Timberlake Models in Women's Clothing (2000)
My Career Is On the Line (2001)
Edison For Sex (2005)
Alpha Fucking Dog (2006)
Black ~~Snake Moan~~ Lingerie (2007)
Shrek the Turd (2007)
Southland Tales (2007)
The ~~Love~~ Sex Guru (2008)
The Open Load (2008)

[edit] Other Work

Justin owns many restaurants in the USA all 1 star. Might as well go get some McDonald's, than throw hundreds on a same meal. He also got owned on the popular Ashton Kutcher show "Punk'd".Recently he's been featurung on many of 50 Cent's garbage songs, such as "Gayo Technology" and on Timbaland's "Give It To Me (Or Else I'll cry).Justin Timberlake is a fat gay whore that rapes his mum. Justin Timberlake has never been to Deptford.

What justin timberlake lacks