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[edit] History

We use to have a 25 letter alphabet, but then someone thought it'd be funny to get creative with an H and photoshop, and thus, K was born. And it was awesome, the end.

[edit] Reasons K Is Awesome and Is Better Than C

• It is straight, not curved
• C is just so insecure, it needs to feel better about itself.
• Cucumber starts with C and a cucumber is shaped like a penis. Come on now.
• C is for cookie, which is a slang term for cocaine, which also starts with C. Coincidence, I think not-...hey, would you look at that.
• C is the symbol for Carbon, and Carbons atomic number is 6, and if you multiply 6 by 111 it equals 666, associating C with the devil.
• Colin Mochrie.
• Canada.
• C for Communism.
• You like C.

[edit] Mathematical Significance of K

K > Everything in the history of anything ever created by anyone, ever (a.k.a. Q)

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