KFC Bowl

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“oooh....round...”

~ Captin Obvious on KFC bowls

A KFC Bowl is a low quality bowl filled with gravy, corn, mashed potatoes, and chicken to fulfill hardworking Amuricans. It demands an outrageous price and proves that Americans will eat anything, so long as its mixed with something else. It is estimated that 133.7% of the proceeds go to funding domestic terrorism and Somali militia. As of 2008, all KFC Bowls in the continental United States and 34% of those in Alaska, are made by child sweatshop labor in Laos.

1 Origins of the KFC bowl
2 In recent history
3 Trivia
4 See Also

[edit] Origins of the KFC bowl

One day, Colonel Sanders came back from the dead in 1962 and prophesized the forthcoming of a new dish which would quickly induce vomiting while satisfying American workers. The dish prophesized was of a bowl consisting of nigger bait, Native American feces, and toddler feces with the consistency of water. It was,coincidentally, created by George Dubya Bush to fatten up Americans for Oprah Winfrey's consumption. After its conception, Pope Benedict proceeded to spreading holy Vodka over the newly-conceived delicacy. Subsequently, Islam was created and the KFC Bowl was the new image of Mohammed, the nigger/muslim prophet, who then claimed a Jihad against KFC and Popeye's Chicken.

[edit] In recent history

The KFC Bowl regime in Iraq is continually being supported by Colonel Qaddafi of Libya and Hezbollah. Because of this recent epiphany, the United States has not yet nuked the birth hole of the KFC bowl, but has already sent in the 54th Massachusetts division to devour the enemy, before all the niggers shoot each other, thereby killing two birds with one stone.

[edit] Trivia

One KFC Bowl can feed a 30-person Romanian family for over 6 years. Babies would suffice afterwards, as prophecized by the great prophet, Jonathan Swift, in A Modest Proposal... Baby Back Ribs, anyone?
The KFC Bowl was the reason that the Danish embassies were bombed.
Osama bin O.J. came out of the oozing froth of the KFC bowl, spawning the long-lasting tradition of Kwanzaa in Afghanistan.
KFC Bowls were asked to testify at the Saddam Hussein trial. Their crucial evidence brought about Saddam's death sentence.
The 54th's valorous charge resulted in deaths of over 134% in the unit, but such a statistical anomaly is considered an underestimation by most experts in the field, who dub the death count at over 250% of the unit's soldiers. Colonel Robert Shaw was killed in the process, but his attempt liberated the oppressed Kuwaiti civilians.
Guitar playing cyborg Buckethead has been known to wear the prototype bowl of the KFC Bowl on top of his head while playing. This legendary item, known as the Kei-Eph-See Ch'kenn Buk'kaht, is most likely what attributes to his guitar playing, thus making him a demi-god among nerds, along with Chuck Norris and Jesus.