KOMPRESSOR
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“KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kompressor.
KOMPRESSOR (2001-2005), is a music composer who creates music under the genre of Awesome. Also, butts.
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[edit] History of KOMPRESSOR
During the cold summer of 1987, an unidentified man in Germany attempted to have children by having Radioactive Sex, a fashionable way of having children during that period of time. After attempting 3.13 times, the reactor shot out a demon child only known as "KOMPRESSOR". KOMPRESSOR was picked on by the children of his school and was forced into a deep hibernation for 2 years.
In 1990, KOMPRESSOR was a college student working toward a journalism degree, and gaining experience in the field by writing music articles for a South Florida lifestyle magazine, Communist Times. It was in this capacity that he was able to receive the multiple loads of equipment needed to create his music. He received a 1980's Boombox tape recorder shortly afterward and, after writing down his thoughts, proposed that he should make music. KOMPRESSOR, guitarist Putesky, and bassist Brian Tutunick recorded their first demo tape as KOMPRESSOR & the Spooky Kids in 1991, taking on the stage names of KOMPRESSOR, Daisy Berkowitz, and Olivia Newton Bundy, respectively.
They were soon joined by Stephen Bier, who called himself Madonna Wayne Gacy; Bundy was replaced by Gidget Gein, born Brad Stewart. In 1991, drummer Fred Streithorst joined the band, with the stage name Sara Lee Lucas. Due to band disputes and multiple suicide attempts, KOMPRESSOR and the Spooky Kids broke up.
During the apocolypse of 2001, KOMPRESSOR found some old equipment and the vintage tape recorder and decided to start making music again. Despite rumours, KOMPRESSOR does have stairs in his house.
[edit] KOMPRESSOR's Personal Life
In this day and age, KOMPRESSOR finds himself too busy on either the following:
- Creating Music
- Defeating the "Enemy"
- Making pills made of poison and selling them to ravers, as he does not dance.
[edit] KOMPRESSOR Albums
