Kanye West

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“no shit.”

~ George W. Bush on Kenye West.

“In Soviet Russia, Kanye West hates you!”

~ Russian reversal on Kanye West.

Kanye "Black Jesus" West is the world's leading civil rights activist,teddy bear love,closeted gay,and professional Black Person.He is proof of how the standard of rap music has gone down A LOT in recent years

Kanye West was born in Kenya and will soon be on the Kenyan flag and run in the Boston marathon. Kanye West was an elementry school drop out, which is not a surprise since his albums are only about dropping out. After his parents got divorced his dad became gay which is why he wears pink and purple a lot.His name use to be Laquifa but his dad said that wasn't gay enough and changed it to Kanye, a more girly name. Before he began his professional "make your ears have an orgasm" Career he produced songs for Jay-Z, Janet Jackson, Paul Wall and John Legend which coincedentially also made people's ears cry in joy. Jay-Z could not believe how many tears came out of one listeners ears so he had gay sex with Kanye and then signed him to some contract or something and they had black jesus babies. Hi my name is Kanye West and i'm editing my own page because i'm up myself and i can't do much else due to the semen all over my face. in my spare time, I spend perfecting my craft and I continue to make great meaningful music for the masses.

1 "Hurri-Kanye" Katrina Controversy
- 1.1 Response
2 Excuse me, was you sayin somethin?
3 Tommy Lee Jones Dispute
4 Filmography
5 Discography

[edit] "Hurri-Kanye" Katrina Controversy

George Bush doesn't care about black jesus

On August 29, 2005, Hurricane Katrina, one of the most destructive hurricanes in the history of the United States of America, caused a poo-load of devastation along the north-central Gulf Coast of the United States (but strangely not so much to Cuba. Damn Mexicans.). After this terrible disaster of unimaginable proportions, Kanye West immediately rushed to the nearest NBC studio as soon as possible to tell everybody that they weren't helping at all and that it was disturbing his shopping;

"I hate the way they portray Us in the white guys media.You see The Simpsons, it says,"They're looting". You see "Family Guy", it says, "They're looking for Chicken food"."And, you know, it's been five days because most of the people are black. And even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite, because I've tried to turn away from the Michael Jackson-because it's too hard to watch. I've even been shopping before even giving a donation, so now I'm calling Satan right now to see what is the biggest disaster I can cause, and just to imagine if I was down there, and those are ants down there. So yo mama out there that wants to do anything that we can help — with the way America is set up to help the poor, the black people, the less well-off, as slow as possible. I mean, the SS is doing everything they can. We already realize a lot of people that could help are at war right now, fighting another way — and they've given them permission to go down and shoot us!"

He more or less said that, much to the shock of comedian/academy award winning actor Mike Myers who, ever the consummate professional, proceeded to hilariously spit his coffee on his shirt (as per his agreement withNBC). Kanye also preceded to utter the controversial and much discussed phrase, "I'm Nik Kershaw, bitch!" Jacky Chan was there too, but he's more asian then black , so who cares what he did?

[edit] Response

Our great and magical leader Sir Lone Ranger Bush later responded to West's comments with a note he wrote all by himself, and in early 2006 publicly asked Kanye if he was trying to become his black friend since Colin Powell was gone and nobody liked Ricey anymore. Since December of 2006, no one knows if they even talk to each other, which is sad since they used to call each other every day.

[edit] Excuse me, was you sayin somethin?

Nu-uh, you cannot tell me nothing.

[edit] Tommy Lee Jones Dispute

In the midsth of Hurricane Katrina there was a well publicized event in which Kayne West accused the president of hating black people. This was untrue. However rumor has it that fellow actor (and rising rap starlet) Tommy Lee Jones professed to Kayne West that he does in fact hate the way black people are sometimes treated, and mexicans, and Jews, and Arabics.

[edit] Filmography

Scientology Episode 1: A New Hope...For Free Money ..... Donell Rawlings (200)
Scientology Episode 2: The Empire Strikes Back at People Who Don't Pay ...... Donell Rawlings (2006)
Scientology Episode 3: Attack of the [Casio-Keyboard-Rap] Clones ...... Clone of Donell Rawlings (2007)
The Adventures of Black Jesus......Himself (in production)

Kanye west and the Mtv music awards do not and will never get along. Although the Grammy's love him!