Karkorov Van Darrenburg

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

“He was evil. I also know he had a very big name...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Karkorov Van Darrenburg

Karkorov Van Darrenburg

Order:	13th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire
Term of Office:	1497-1498
Predecessor:	Gömar Vav Ramög
Successor:	Karl Bartos
Date of Birth:	1472
Date of Death:	1498
Political Party:	Commie-Nazi
Profession:	Registered Mental Patent

Karkorov Van Darrenburg was the 13th Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. His first year (1497), He proclaimed he was god, and killed anyone who said otherwise. After this, The Pope excommunicated Darrenburg. A hermit called Muskrat the Stench wanted to find out why he was so power hungry. Muskrat did only a little research, because the librarian said he was to smelly to stay. Muskrat used the very little information he got out of the library and wrote many books about Darrenburg like "How the sky is Green", "The Adventures of Blueberry Gills", and "Good Night Happy Time Brouhaha". His books were made into a movie called "The Nasty Girl", which revealed Karkorov Van Darrenburg for what he really is, a person with a very long name. After the movie was made, Darrenburg attempted to assassinate Muskrat the Stench, but he was only looking at himself in a mirror and the bullet's reflection made it look like the bullet came for him, and Darrenburg thought he was shot. He took a knife and tried to take the bullet out, but before he realized he wasn't shot in the heart, he died from the knife wound. His Funeral was on Feb. 31st 1498.