Keith Partridge

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Keith Pärtridge was lead singer, guitarist and religious figurehead for the Scandinavian heavy metal band The Pärtridge Fämily. Often mistaken for a girl, Keith was given the pseudonym "Eye-Candy" because of his effeminate demeanor and his insatiable penchant for ocular cannabalism.

In the early 1970s, as the Pärtridge Fämily's popularity grew amongst the weak-willed and easily controlled masses of concert-going American youth, Keith gradually transformed his stage persona. Originally, he drew criticism for being excessively cheerful and lackluster. After a short time, he became criticised for inciting acts of extreme violence and cruelty, particularly towards those with red hair. Needless to say, this created much friction between Keith and his brother Danny.

Keith was converted into a cyborg. His improvements include extendable tongue-tenticle, x-ray vision eyes and vibrating pelvis.