Kenalagiaippi Disputed Nuclear Zone

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The Kenalagiaippi Disputed Nuclear Zone was formed during the Nike Revolution of 2006 when George W. Bush dropped a nuclear bomb on Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi. It is part of the United States, though it is not a state.

Eric Flood is the sole male resident., as well as 5,000 male athletes from the Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi area.

The people of the zone worship a cargo cult. The capital city of Mobile has a 3km high statue of Oprah Winfrey at its centre and its followers must sacrifice anyone with an IQ that reaches into triple digits by dropping them from Oprahs left nostril to plummet to their deaths below. To date not one person has yet been sacrificed, though the Black Riders are always on the watch. The statue is in a constant state of rebuilding as it's width/girth is always being added to/demolished, modelled as it is on the real Oprah Winfrey. At it's widest point it once covered the entire state of Alabama during "The Colour Purple" era, before the period commonly referred to as "The Great Dieting".

[edit] List of Notable Survivors in Kenalagiaippi

Eric Flood
Hope Carrell (Worked as a Twirler with the UGA Redcoat Marching Band and UGA Georgette Twirlers Bloodbath/Baseball Squad)
Mandy Sartain (Was a UGA Georgette and played with the UGA Georgette Twirlers Bloodbath/Baseball Squad, might be playing with the Oakland Athletics in the Pro League Baseball and Major League Bloodbath)

The Nuclear Family
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