Kenny Kuhn Klan (South Park)
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- This article is about one of the Kenny Kuhn Klans. If it's the other one you want, see Kenny Kuhn Klan (political party). For other uses of the acronym, see KKK (disambiguation).
Kenny Kuhn Klan is a clan that, while not to be confused with the Ku Klux Klan, is quite notorious for their discrimination against anyone who kills Kenny McCormick. One popular ritual is to first say, "You killed Kenny, you bastard!!"... and then they will usually slit the killer's spleen with a steak knife. Or something like that.
[edit] Myths of the KKK
One popular legend is that the KKK consists of Kenny himself. However, skeptics frown at this speculation, claiming that since Kenny is the one that gets killed, it would be a bit difficult for Kenny to do the rituals above. Another legend states that the KKK refuses to scrub armadillos. That is just retarded. Since only 15 or so people are knowledgeable about the KKK, there isn't much in the way of myths... the most recent congregation of the aforementioned sect is the inclusion of three new members... brainwash with the history of this bizarre and utterly preposterous notion.Hes a ninga. I thought Kenny dies in every show.
