Killbot Factory
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A killbot factory is simply a factory which produces killbots.
So what exactly is a killbot?
Killbots process this varied formula of Einstein's Theory of Relativity and use it to shoot lasers off at the correct angle in order to kill people.
Killbots use many different types of lasers, such as:
- Red - for blood spurting purposes
- Yellow - to cause you to go blind, deaf, dumb, lame, and ugly
- Blue - to make you lick your nuts
- Green - to catch his lucky charms
- Black - so he can be less racist
- Rainbow - to kill My Little Ponies, mainly.
- and the new pink- to make girls fuck eachother for porn videos
[edit] Killbots
Killbots are armed and extremely dangerous, so take care when approaching. The only things that killbots enjoy are killing and kittens. Beware the killbot's turntable and break-dancing skills. Represent.
[edit] HitlerBot
The hitlerbot is a late model killbot developed mainly in South-Northern France, where skilled fat ass neo naughtsies plant gardens of hitlerbot seeds, which eventually mature into hitlerbot bushes. On these bushes, hitlerbots mature, and are eventually gathered in small baskets made out of G.I jews and crap. (These are only the only two substances known to by sexualls that can contain hitlerbots without an additional power supply.) Hitlerbots use the tradional laser system found in other killbots, but also feature puce lasers that are capable of transforming any living creature into cotton candy. Hitlerbots were utilized in World War VI and The Ice-Flavored Popsicle Incident of 2006, though they were of limited use due to the presence of anti-Hitler suppression fields. suck it bitch
