King Kong Syndrome

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Person in early stages of King Kong Syndrome, witnessed by a young chav

The King Kong Syndrome is a rare disease causing the infected person to grow twenty times their normal height and have an unrestable urge to climb large buildings and pick up blondes.

It usually lasts around two and six years so it's a matter of being patient. Some people have created separated bedrooms for people who suffer this; so that they can live in an isolated environment where they won't hurt people.

The best thing to feed a person who suffers this disease is bananas, and maybe some cut apples or Faye Ray. But watch out, do not feed them directly. Use a separate bowl. It is good to keep them clean too, so you might wanna use a hose every once in a while. Pay no attention to the screaming. It's obvious: You would scream too if someone hit you with a quick rush of cold water at 10 in the morning.

The King Kong Syndrome is not contagious by air or internal fluids. It is only contagious through the tv, movie theatres, and can result from Hepatitis C, so watch out fella.

It's best to keep victims of this illness away rom giant lizards, especially ones in Tokyo, as they feel a need to pick fights to prove their dominance.