King Louis XVII!LOLO!!1II
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[edit] Early Life
As a young child, Louis was moderately obese. He owned a pony and pranced around town to please eager villagers. Unfortunately, due to his fathers policy of "Peace through Poverty," the villagers were extremely hungry and this led them to not only attack Louis and his pony, but eat the pony in a feast. This caused Louis much harm, and he vowed to get even with the populace when he was King.
After the point in his life when he was attacked by a bunch of french bread hungry noobs his brother (who totally ran away to some other country) launched a completely original recruitment campaign.
[edit] Kingship
During his tenure, he continued the "Peace Through Poverty" policy. Abroad, he led armies into the 100 Years War, in which an extremely long series of defeat led people such as Napoleon Dynamite to question his rule. Accustomed to quick surrenders, Louis abdicated the thrown in 1337, allowing Napoleon Dynamite to become Emperor of France.
[edit] Later Life
Louis is perhaps best known for his later career as a gypsy, in which he was later cursed by the gypsy order as he failed to hold one of the required names.
| Preceded by: King Louis XVII!LOLO!!1I | Leader of France 1310-1337 | Succeeded by: Napoleon Dynamite |
