King of France

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This is a list of the kings of France.

[edit] Kings

[edit] The Carolingians

1. Charles I, the Bald 843-77
2. Louis II 877-79
3. Louis III 879-82
4. Charles II 882-88
5. Eudes 888-98
6. Charles III 898-922
7. Robert I 922-3
8. Rudolph 923-36
9. Louis IV 936-54
10. Lothair 954-86
11. Louis V 986-7

[edit] The Capets

1. Hugh Capet 987-96
2. Robert II, the Pious 996-1031
3. Henri I 1031-60
4. Philippe I 1060-1108
5. Louis VI 1108-37
6. Louis VII 1137-80
7. Philippe II 1180-1223
8. Louis VIII 1223-6
9. Louis IX 1226-70
10. Philippe III 1270-85
11. Philippe IV 1285-1314
12. Louis X 1314-6
13. Jean I 1316
14. Philippe V 1316-22
15. Charles IV 1322-8

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[edit] Valois Dynasty

1. Philippe VI 1328-50
2. Jean II 1350-64
3. Charles V 1364-80
4. Charles VI 1380-1422
5. Charles VII 1422-61
6. Louis XI 1461-83
7. Charles VIII 1483-98
8. Louis XII 1498-1515
9. Francois I 1515-47
10. Henri II 1547-59
11. Francois II 1559-60
12. Charles IX 1560-74
13. Henri III 1574-89

[edit] Bourbon Dynasty

The greatest and evilest of all French rulers, Louis XIV was known for wearing beautifully stylized wigs, white pantyhoses and dresses. A very masculine attire...for a Frenchman.

1. Henri IV 1589-1610
2. Louis XIII 1610-43
3. Louis XIV 1643-1715
4. Louis XV 1715-74
5. Louis XVI 1774-93
6. Napoleon I 1804-14
7. Louis XVIII 1814-5, 1815-24
8. Napoleon II 1815
9. Charles X 1824-30
10. Louis-Philippe 1830-48
11. Napoleon III 1852-70
12. Henri V 1870-94
13. Jacques I 1894-1912
14. Jacques II 1912-39
15. Louis XIX 1939-45
16. Henri VI 1945-64
17. Charles XI 1964-79
18. Henri VII 1979-86
19. Henri VIII 1986-2001
20. Louis XX 2001-2002
21. Louis XXI 2002-2002
22. Louis XXII 2002-2004
23. Louis XXIII 2004-2006
24. Louis XXIV 2006-2006
25. Louis XXV 2006-2006
26. Louis XXVI 2006-2007
27. Louis XXVII 2007-2007
28. Louis XXVIII 2007-2007
29. Louis XXIX 2008-2008
30. Louis XXX 2008-

[edit] Modern era

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