Kingdom Alaska/Charles the IIIrd

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First king of Alaska whos parents were Mother Nature and Father Time, was born many millions of years ago (exact date not known), and is still alive today; ruling over his mighty kingdom in secrecy. "Very little is actually known about the kings life other than what he did as the king of Alaska.

[edit] Political Career

Was first, and only, king of the mighty nation of Alaska. It is unknown how he took office, but it is believed he just grabbed a map, set up boundaries, and proclaimed Kingdom Alaska a nation; but it is known that he used the power of his parents to establish his authority. Some of his first actions in office involved not listening to his wife Ester in establishing the Head of Power, which became the first great decision of the king, and it was also followed by his 75,000 edicts; which lasted for 950,073 years until they were replaced by his 75,001 edicts.

[edit] Military Career

His military career is not nearly as stunning as his political career, partly because he had to come to an armistice with the only nation he ever fought in a war; but with that nation being the only other strong nation this is forgivable (though it can never be forgiven, because he didn't wear any fancy hat while charging into battle, or even give out a single battle cry {in fact, he dicouraged his troops from battle cries; and outlawed fancy hats in battle}).