Kittenolivia

The Holy Empire of Kittenolivia is a giant, purple country that smells of mice and light bulbs, and is a former Yugoslav Republic located in Central America. Kittenolivia frequently plans successful assassinations on celebrities and soccer moms, supports international peace-keeping missions, terrorist activities, skunk attacks, obesity, and emo persecution. Kittenolivia went to war with Mars.

1 History
- 1.1 The Kittenolivian Revolution
2 Famous Kittenolivians
3 Kittenolivian Wars
4 See Also

[edit] History

In 1422, a world renowned conqueror from who was named No redeeming urine conquered Kittenolivia in three minutes. The highly flammable kittens took a dump on No redeeming urine and he was killed in the battle. Nevertheless, Kittenolivia was conquered but the kittens enslaved the helpless human/moogle/viera conquerers. The kittens used them for cheap labor and in turn the slaves go to huff the kittens.

[edit] The Kittenolivian Revolution

In 1945, nothing was happening and everyone was really bored because nobody had made a decent pie in years. Quite frankly, the kittens got sick of it, unleashed an army of grue allies on their smelly, short, wrinkly French conquerors. Underestimating the power of kittens in numbers, the French were devoured by the kittens in so little time that nobody found about it.

[edit] Famous Kittenolivians

~ Oscar Wilde

They did good to Kittenolivia:

[edit] Kittenolivian Wars

In 1742, the United States of America went to war with Kittenolivia, igniting the long lasting Viera vs. Kitten War, Moogle vs. Kitten War and Human vs. Kitten War. Obviously, the kittens won easily after turning the tables on the Americans by huffing the foolish humans/moogles/vieras. The current USA president himself, Ronnie Reagan was huffed and he never returned to the way he was =)

The leader of the Kittenolivian revolution.

The long bloody war saw absolutely NO blood. Instead, warfare consisted of both sides continually taking huge dumps in the enemy's water supply. This was a bad strategy for the US as, as we all know, every single AMERICAN is constipated. The kittens, who never stop shitting, won a glorious victory. Kittenolivian War hero Catatürk proudly proclaimed at the end of the war "the glory of our victory and our talented dumping is shown in that we will never be as full of shit as the constipated Americans." There was a lot of blood.

[edit] See Also

Provinces and territories of Kittenolivia
Provinces: eHarbor • New Kittenolivia Canal • Catro • Western Kittenolivia • Üpzst • Flevoland • North Rhine-Westphalia • Swifterbant • Katlands/Katlands Circle • Groningen • Tynaarlo Territories: Miøa Territory • Yucatán • Griffith Territory • Kùba Territory • Gelderland • Västerårit

	Central America and South America
	Central: Belize \| Costa Rica \| El Salvador \| Guatemala \| Honduras \| Kittenolivia \| Mexico \| New Mexico \| Nicaragua \| Panama \| Panama Canal Zone
	South: Argentina (en español) \| Bolivia \| Brazil (em português) \| Republic of Bulimia \| Cat Nation \| Catspace \| Chile (en español) \| Colombia (en español) \| Easter Island \| Ecuador (en español) \| Falkland Islands \| French Guiana \| Galapagos Islands \| Guyana \| Locombia \| Paraguay \| Peru (en español) \| Seahorsia \| Suriname \| Uruguay (en español) \| Venezuela (en español)