Kurds
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“Woah, Kurd is Turk spelt backwards!”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Kurdish people
“I'm a fag!”
“They both had Kurds in their way!”
~ Punchline on Saddam Hussein and Miss Muffet joke
“Kurds are Turks living on mountains ”
~ Turkish constitution
The Kurds, of which there are shitloads too many, are known for the fierce resistance against outsiders. Kurds have been known to set themselve on fire, rather than tell their enemies where the Great Kurdish Pot of Gold is hidden.
Kurds has many adaptations to a cold climate. Their behaviours are such interesting.They look like they have programmed into damage everything they see arround.
[edit] Literature and Cinema
Kurds have been a great reference for literature and cinema throughout the history. The most recent movie about them was Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, in which kurds were attacking humans but they were happened to be stopped by some green ghosts in the end. Another example that we can see Kurds in modern cinema is Gremlins which was a documentary film about how Kurds multiply. In literature Kurds are mostly referred as orcs by severe misspelling. Yet it is a still continuing debate since members of Revival of Mordor Foundation claim that the true misspelled are them namely the neo-fascist-kurd-eaters and show hand written works of Tolkien and tapes found under Sauron's bed showing Alparslan Türkeş and him playing golf in Shire as evidence. They are also the butt of several jokes usually told by Arabs, Assyrians, & Turks. This article was written by a greedy jew turk.
