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A little known fact about Kyle is that he is a frequent patron at the local Disco.
“Fuckin' Jew!â€
~ Eric Cartman on Kyle Broflovski
“ERIC! Did you just say the F word?!â€
~ Mr. Garrison on Eric Swearing
“What, "Jew?"â€
~ Eric Cartman on Kyle Broflovski
“I don't like Kyle!â€
~ Mel Gibson on Jews
“Throw the jew down the well!â€
~ Borat on Kyle
“Kyle, get ready to fire!â€
~ Al Gore, Mario, Saddam & Timonthy A. Turner on Kyle
“Oooooh, Yes, Ohh, ah, Yeah, do it babyâ€
~ Bebe on Kyle
“Kyle's hat is green.â€
~ Captain Obivious on Kyle
Kyle Brofloski was born in 1666 during the Soccer World Cup in USSR. He is well known for being the Muslim on South Park and for having the worst fashion sense in the show. Kyle is a big fan of poo and is known to have fathered two children with Mr. Hankey's alcoholic wife. When asked about this, Mr Hankey replied, "She was my sister. It would have been illegal for me to fuck her."
Kyle has attended South Park Elementary for the last 10 years and is now in the fourth grade. His teacher Ms. Garrison has often said that he was The Jew. When informed that he was in fact a Muslim she responded: "A what?" Mel Gibson does not approve of this kid.
[edit] Religion
JEW! he is a mix between Muslims, jewish (he is most jewish) christinary, non-christinary and shintoist. he thinks he he dont exist, whatewer some human in earth is not real.. it could be YOU.
Short: he is muslim-mostjewish-christinary-nonchristinary-shintoist.
[edit] Things Kyle neither has nor wants
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