La Toya Jackson

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Her Imperial Highness La Toya Yvonne Jackson, born May 29, 1956, is an African-American singer, Grammy-winning songwriter, New York Times Bestselling author, Academy Award-winning actress, model, spokesperson for the infamous "Star Ice" beverage, recipient of the coveted Disque d'Or award for songwriting, third place winner at the 1985 World Popular Song Festival, recipient of the Dr. H. Claude Hudson Medal of Freedom from the NAACP for the fulfillment of the values and qualities which exemplify standards and ideals of family unity and togetherness, second place winner at the 1990 Sanremo Music Festival, and queen of the Universe.

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