Lame

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Lame: being unable to move or do much really...like moving (( This has been verified by Oxford University. Don't believe me? well screw you bitch. Oh my woorddd, i mean yeah like yeah.LAME!! get outta my face bitch!) < the meaning of lame, i told you.. )

Slang meaning: Being uncool like repetition of old Chuck Norris jokes. ( Which happens to be a Chuck Norris jokes *Wink wink* *nudge nudge*. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA..*chokes on chuck norris super apple juice*)

2nd Slang meaning: Old man + Wheelchair + Funny = Lame ( Adding funny makes it slang . Well who are you to tell me what Slang means. I wrote the dictionary( Including the pretty little picture at the front! *Wink wink*!)

The tribal lame meaning: As quoted from Mr. Tribal man " Ugg, lame fell from sky. Ugg, lame be my bitch. Ugg, i got stuck. Ugg, i like seeweed ( weed that billy is lamesmoked on a boat..duhhh ).

[edit] Origins

OMG!!!....how come the lame page is so damn eff-ing toopid bfore this...Now the LAMEKING, shall make positive changes to this once lame-less page.

Lame quotes:

'To lame or not to lame. - Lameking'

'Science without bunnies and cheese is lame. - Lame-stein'

'I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and be lame n live out the true meaning of lame.

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood n be lame

I have a dream that one day even the state of lame-ssissippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of lame-pression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and lameness.

I have a dream that my four little lame children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by the lameness of their character.

I have a dream today.

OKAY LETS START WIF THE ORIGINS...

The previous eff-ing stupid origin...

After the lame wars ( people fighting with snowballs in summer ) , mr lame man told mr lame man 2 that he loves him and they married. The lived happily ever after. They had 2,000,000 children, who they grew up training the art of lame.

The story above is a LIE!!! Now that I have your attention the true story will commence... errm I said commence... COMMENCE! Anyway... enjoy the free peanuts.

THE ABOVE ORIGIN IS FUCKING STUPID( n the LAMEKING is not the type of person hu normally use the eff-word), i mean wad the hell is the lame wars ( lame ppl figthing each other) zz, n y the lame man married? thts nt lame, thts GAY u fudge-ing ( instead of using f$#k ), hu ever hu wrote tht is brainless, no nt brainless, erm negative brains, -800,000 brain cells.

NOW FOR A UBER LAME ORIGIN,

Lame actually started like this....

One day, there is a nun.

Now thts some killer lame origin.

[edit] THE LAME KINGDOM

Lameking, is the king of lame-kingdom, he holds the key to every lame joke in the world. Lameking ( nt to be mistaken by his less lame n less tuff-er evil twin brother, King Leonidus ), has the highest level on the Lame-ther scale (lame version of the ricther scale).

Lameking has a Lame-silus Ring (counterpart of Basillus RIng) gives out a 247.1990% lame aura, this causes anyone tht comes close to him to be lame. The symptoms are telling extra lame n funny jokes, losing a leg or two (lame....get it?), n havin balls the size of durians (thorns sold separately).

Now tht the lame-ness has started to fill the page, the LAMEKING shall stop for now. BEWARE!! THE CONTENTS BELOW ARE NOT LAME, THEY ARE HAZARDOUS N ARE BAD FOR THE BRAINS!!! I REPEAT BAD FOR THE BRAINS... it was so bad tht ppl plead for the page to be re-written..now thts bad...but have no fear...LAMEKING IS HERE!!!!!

[edit] Lame Kingdom 2

Billy's House, but beware of Billy's Mom. She is Lame to.

[edit] History - Number 2

Only an article this lame may have a second history. As you all know, in 3000 BC, a young man named Bush Clinton rode a horse and yelled, " Yippee Kai-aayyy! ". He then entered himself as president, but alas, he didn't win, because he was a mental retard. After being raped repeatedly by the town's rape victim, who raped by the town fool ( He became president in the near future, aka. George W. Bush), they invented a shovel and dug to China.

There they found a small orange ball with stars inscribed on its shell. They looked up into the sky and saw a little kid, with a huge, spikey, glowing, gay-ass hairstyle, flying around like a bitch, shooting little gay-ass balls of gay-ass whatevers.

Anyways after that, Nelson Mandela conquered Russia and yelled , " Wir mussen die Jude ausrotten! ". Nelson Mandela was a fascist and was arrested for 4994 years, and became the first non-fascist, straight, black president of South Africa!

Ok, thus the French started their little gay-ass revolution and killed themselves. Man, those french are dumbasses, and gay...very gay. ( Super gay ). After the french died, their were zero gay people left on earth, which caused global warming and a phase that will be explained in the next chapter.

< "L00k @ how ghey napoleon looks, i mean OMG!" - Adolf Hitler

[edit] I know what you did two days before the day after tomorrow before summer, Friday the 13th, yesterday?? last week. ( Today )

"OMG!! Im burning up. Why am i burning up?"

- Man running away from global warming

"It's the first symptoms of hypothermia!"

- 2nd Man running away from global warming

"Why is everybody running? Hypothermia? Is that like a cold?"

~ Man questioning the running men, that are running away from global warming

This article is kind of funny (having two histories is quite refreshing). Maybe my taste is wierd... LameKing... your LAME... no, thats a compliment: YOU SUCK