Lanky Twang
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Aye up, th'ast found t' reet gradely page fo' t' dialect Lanky Twang. This generally is made up o' various incompre'ensible words n' phrases, by 'eck.
Ev'ry person born int' range o' Lankisher 'is, at birth, bestowed upon givent' name 'ar' (Tho' it's offen spel' R East o' Wiggin') as a prefix t' their name. It is a little known fact tha' 'ar Kelly' got-tis name from Lanky Twang. Places where tha'll find native speakers o' Twang include Wiggin, Bernlee, Prestun and Sent Ellins, Boltunn, Rochdale and MossTunn.
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[edit] Learnin' t' dialect
Lanky Twang is fair near impossible ter' learn. Th'Ewdum accent perticulerly emphasises 'o's and u's. Fer example, 'no' would become, 'noooo' (prounounced nour) as is go, show and crow. Th'Ewdum 'u' pronounced 'uh' is also impossible t' learn, simply bu'cause it is so broad. This is typicul 'er menny locul variants o't' dialect.
When visitin' this region of North West Englund, yer better watch yer back: 'Lancs' becum very 'ostile if yer even suumuch as suggests tha' thee cum from Yorkshire. This is becuz they are very very proud of their 'eritage and will be very insulted if yer ses they were from just Yorkshire. yer must respect everythin' local, includin' t'Twang. Failure fert do so may result in a spell int' local stocks, or in extreme cases, death be FuttBall. This consists o' attendin' a local match wi' a load o' fat bloaters showtin' at other fat bloaters in Lanky Twang whilst yer get squashed by yet mower pie-eatin', bitter swillin' bloaters.
[edit] Twang 'umour
Lankisher openly celebrates Northern 'umour, which consists mainly o' tekkin t' mickey out o' anyone oo dun't speek like wot they do. In particuler, Yorkshite is' butt o' many jokes, wi' its accunt, local jackbit and crikkit team often spoken o' in derogatory terms. Sutherners are also frequently termed as tennis-playin' 'poofs' an' softies, oo can't tek their pints.
May this serve 'as a caution then. If yer's frum anywhere further south than Cheshire yer'll be labelled 'posh' and tormented incessantly. Don't wurry, however, this is not serious: yer'll only be picked on fer yer duration of yer stay in Lankisher.
[edit] Speykers ert Twang
There's loads o' famous speakers o't Twang. Some notable 'uns include sooper Freddie Flintoff, captain o't Englund crikkit team. 'Is accent is not, owever, typical o' t' Twang: merely a mild version o' it. In addition, any named Rugby League player also is most laakley fert speyk Lanky. Duke Johnny Vegas, founder o' Sent Ellins is a prolific practitioner ert' Twang n' its umour. Lala bala bala bing bing 'eh.
[edit] Also see
| Ancient Palatine of Lancashire | ||
| Lancaster | Burnley | Padiham | Liverpool | St Helens | Wigan Preston | Manchester | Blackpool | Rochdale | Stockport | 
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