Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector is a 2006 epic film that was based on the Shakespearian tale "Whateth thy fuk?". It is regarde by many critics as a modern cinematic masterpiece. The plot revolves around a fatman who masquerades as a cable guy in order to eat televisions,his main source of fuel.
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Larr The Cabal Monsturo is trying to go to best buy to eat more televisions when Nicholas Cage suddenly beats the ever-loving shit out of him because to quote one of the writers on the film,"Tim Burton,y'know Batman. Nick Cage....fuckin' Nick Cage."
But this turns out to be a blessing in disguise as after Nick Cage kicked his ass outside and shoved a can opener in his eye,everyone in best buy was raped by Captain Planet. Captain Planet then said,"I fuck thee for France!"
After Larr wakes up Megatron kicks him in the balls,but this makes Larr understand the true meaning of Christmas,as well as life and love. Then he inspects France(hence the title) and shits on the president of France's head. After, the president of France admits to mindcontrolling Captain Planet and making him rape people through the power of Satan. Larr tapes this confession and clears the now jailed Captain Planet's good name. In thanks,Cap initiates a ceremony where he rapes a television,Larr rapes it to and then it turns out the television is Satan. Then they both put Satan in jail for influenceing rape through mind-control in the third degree. But,Satan testifies against the heroes for rape. He is cleared of all charges after raping a judge. But then the judge gets pregnant and all is revealed. Larr is convicted of bribery,but he is now married to the judge. They are living happy just a day before the trial,but while they're out on a family walk they are all shot and raped by the infamous Homestar Runner. All of them are then dead and never made it to the case.
Then,the film forwards to ten years later,and a close-up of Bill Gates saying,"Git r' dun!"
Hinting that Bill Gates is the Larr re-incarnated,he is then killed and raped by the infamous Homestar Runner. The film ends with a shot of The Homestar Runner eating Bill.
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- "GET R DONE! LOLOLOLOL" - Larry
- "I'M CHARGIN MAH LAZER" -Black Larry
[edit] Reception
The film, which was screened and loved by critics before release, was universally praised by critics for the love story between a man and a woman. The National American Movie-Based Associations, or NAMBLA, gave the movie considerably good reviews. Although many good reviews, the movie still seemed to score low at IMDB, and RottenTommatoes.
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