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Latina is equivalent to "Colombian Woman" ; because they [Colombian Women] are the only "latinas" that really matter, the rest are trash. CULOmbiana is a type of woman most men wants to be with; especially a HOT one. You can find a Latina women in Brazil and in carribean islands or easily in miami. A CULOmbiana is easily identifiable because she is the only female that gets banged by the entire mob of the CULOmbia drugs lords and still goes to church on sunday.
[edit] Description
Colombianas come in a variety of colors; from light brown, blonde, to dark brown, and sometimes black. No matter what color, all you care about are the red hot ones. These peppers varies from skinny to voluptious silicone like unlike their mexican counterparts colombianas have good seed bearing shapes.
Colombiana Chick, a popular dish in the west is a hot baked fowl marinated in Coffee Juice. The term "Hot Tamale!" was first coined by white settlers in Texas when they first had a taste of their Tamales dipped in Colombianas.
[edit] Their role in exporting cocaine (and other drugs)
As everyone knows, Colombia is the number one exporter of cocaine; and Colombian Women (a.k.a. Colombianas) also help with this cause. For those few Colombian Women that need and/or want plastic surgery (to further improve their perfect image), it is at this time that their bodies are given the extra ability to store more "mass". For example, if a young beautiful Colombian Woman gets breast implants, then within the implant cocaine (and/or other drugs) will be stored for its transportation to the USA; thus making this Colombiana (a.k.a. Colombian Woman) into a "slut/whore/bitch sex-kitten/sex-slave drug mule", the best of all drug mules. It is believed that 50% of all Colombianas are these type of drug mules; even the other 50% of Colombian Women, which are non-drug mules, will nevertheless stuff drugs into their openings (vagina, asshole, mouth, nostrils, ear-canals) just for the heck-of-it. And this is why American men (and/or all men) are advised to remind Colombian Women to remove any stored drugs inside of themselves, before fucking.
[edit] Origin and Distribution
Native to the New World, the dons were the first to cultivate the early coca leaf strains by crossbreeding the escobar Chilli (Bootilicious Shakirakus) with the juan valdez Chilli. When the Spaniards arrived, they introduced the Spanish Chilli (Penelopecus Cruzicus) and the rest was history. Later, when the Africans decided to migrate to America in order to avoid prosecution from Jamaican Voodist Jerks (people who practice the Voodoo Religion), they brought with them Black Pepper. American Chili Farmers genetically mixed the native chili with the pepper to produce the big bottomed black variety colombiana we know today.
[edit] How to get/have/obtain a latina women
To have your very own latina women, simply fly to Colombia and introduce yourself as a foreigner; that is, tell Colombian Women that you are from outside of Colombia, and you will see what happens! If this first option isn't to your liking, then simply go to the nearest street corner, flash an US One Dollar Bill, and watch as every Colombian Woman fights for you.
[edit] Harvesting
Colombianas normally reach maturity in 16 years from blossoming. De-flowering it at an early stage would make it bear fruit immediately but it becomes rotten quick. Mature Colombianas are more spicy, flavorful, and full bodied than the hotter young Latina. It's really up to you when you want to pick them. Some people personally like them fresh.(Like Dragons)
[edit] Hottest Latinas Ranking
1. Adriana Lima
3. Brazilian Women Other Than Adriana Lima
[edit] Types of Colombianas
the ones that look like white girls but still are colombians / the other ones that look like black girls but still are colombians / the other ones that look like....... but still are colombians / the one that always hang around drug lords but still are colombians / the ones who want to marry gringo men but still are colombians / shakirakukus / the ones who are stuck upidukus mostly come from the upper classes of the culombia tree..... but still are colombians / and last but not least the drunk gringa tourists found all over the colombian coastal areas.
[edit] Pics of Colombians
NOTE: It is recommended that you click on the below pics in order to better appreciate these Colombiana sluts/whores/bitches.
 Laura Acuna, a "superduper" slut ; who happens to be Colombian |
 A typical Whore, by the name of Luisa Fernanda Raigosa ; who happens to be Colombian |
 A decently dressed Woman, by the name of Veronica Orozco ; who happens to be Colombian |
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 An average looking Woman ; who happens to be Colombian |
[edit] Who's not having
- You, foolish gringo.
- Nazis
- Indians
- Barbra Walters
[edit] How to fuck a Colombian Woman
You fuck a Colombian Woman just like you would fuck any other human female. Except, you better be ready to fuck her all night! Colombian Women are known for having a lot of stamina in the bed; it is more likely that you, the man, will get tired of fucking than the Colombiana (a.k.a. Colombian Woman). One important thing to remember, when fucking a Colombian Woman, is to fuck her mouth more than you fuck her else where; because Colombian Women LOVE getting throat fucked! This is NOT to say that you "must" fuck her most-of-the-time in the mouth, it is only a precautionary measure because Colombianas are known to lose interest in you if you don't throat fuck them every now and then. Another tip, for when fucking a Colombiana (a.k.a. Colombian Woman), is that when you fuck her doggystyle, be sure to bang her "hard". Colombian Women go crazy when a man knows how to "fuck hard" from behind!
[edit] The Ultimate GOAL of a Colombiana
If not already a US citizen, then her only goal in life is to become one, by marrying a US (male) citizen & getting her USA papers.
[edit] Examples of Ugly Latinas (Colombianas)
[edit] See Also
- Colombian Women (if your interested in knowing the truth about Colombian Women, then goto this URL: http://editthis.info/colombianwomen/Main_Page)
