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“Open latte”

~ Starbucks on latte

Latte from the greek λάττε meaning 'drink of the yuppy'. It is an extremely delicious drink, and is best served with a biscotti, while laughing at the poor. Oi its the englishmen mate.

Latte's often have pretty pictures hand-crafted by master-artists. These pictures are responsible for the drinkers dilemma--drink the 19 euro coffee or admire the pretty picture?

[edit] History

Founded in the mid-19th century as another way to mark oneself as a true gentleman, and bon vivant.

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[edit] Ingedients

A latte is made from:

• One part Espresso
• One part sunshine
• One part disposable income
• Steamed Milk
• Sugar may also be used

Some People add chocolate, or other cruel and bizarre flavorings. These people don't deserve to live, and should be socially segregated and isolated.

[edit] Serving

Ideally, the latte should be served in the skull of your enemies, but accounting for the modern trend and general impracticality of using skulls as cups you may use a selection from IKEA. Same difference.

[edit] Food

Biscotti is the first choice, however after mating a bran muffin will suffice.

[edit] Culture

Lattes are part of a rich and interesting culture. Make sure the rest of the people in the coffee shop are aware of this when you order. When ordering a latte is is best to use an Italian phrases, even if they don't make sense. This will make you seem very erudite.

Chai lattes are only for clinically ill hippies.

[edit] How to Drink

Place to mouth. Open mouth. Drink. Self-indulgent laughter.