Lawrence of Arabia
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Lawrence Forsyth-Pumpernikel, better known as Lawrence of Arabia, was a famous qamelfuqqist, who pioneered the Bedouin art of al-Qamelfuqqa.
Lawrence of Arabia died tragically from a camel-contracted disease, specifically qamelitis. His best friend was Obi Wan Kenobi, who also died in a not so great way. Many people have since claimed to see Lawrence in the back of movie theatres and on grilled cheese sandwiches.
Lawrence of Arabia was a distant cousin of Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, famed interior decorator and fop. During his stay in the Middle East he utilised his knack for improving atmosphere and exterior decor to create a sparse minimalist atmosphere with the use of several thousand square km of sand.
Lawrence of Arabia was instrumental in the creation of the state of Libya and is therefore directly responsible for Colonel Gadaffi and his ridiculous Richard Simmons hair.
[edit] al-Qamelfuqqa
Lawrence was a renowned alcoholic and had numerous affairs. Some number his lovers as over 500. As most of these were camels they are generally not counted towards the total. Lawrence is currently second place behind the French Foreign Legion for number of camels he was known for shagging. After some of his Bedouin friends saw him in bed with several camels, they were inspired to create a new sport called al-Qamelfuqqa, which, literally translated into English, means "hump the hump." However, this remains a Bedouin art, as no one else can figure out where to put their genitals, except the French (see baiser le chameau).
If you enjoy camels and sex with reindeers, this is a great movie to watch on Valentines Day. Plenty of tear jerking scenes of heartache and breakup. A Romantic Comedy for the whole family to share.
[edit] Origins of the name
He was a bastard, and so the father was not legally entitled to name him Jesus, as was originally intended. After watching the movie Lawrence of Arabia, little Lawrence decided to name himself Lawrence of Arabia. His full name, however, is not T.E. Lawrence, as is speculated. It is, instead, Teffle Ellington Duke Sir Lord Libbo Lawrence, Supreme Qamelfuqqist of Arabia.
He was a proud gay. He started gay act in MiddleEast. He had so much and too much sex with Arab guys he finally got pregnant and from there he gave birth to a child called Dan Brown. Dan Brown got his name from his grandfather (Daniel) and his last name from his mother (el-kahve ul-rengi/ Brown).
