Led Zeppelin III

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Led Zeppelin III is the seventh album by progressive death metal band Led Zeppelin. It is a quintuple album, and is notable for its boring 150-miunte epic, 2113. (And several other lame epics aswell.)

[edit] History

Led Zeppelin vocalists David Hess and Phil Collins decided that after the success of their last album, Led Zeppelin 2^2, they could still write bad music and achieve success. They got together with Geddy Lee, Yoko Ono, and Jimmy Page to work on their new album. It went well until Yoko Ono and Eddie Murphy began writing what would become 2113. However, they had differences on how the song should go. They fought for months until Ono left the band shortly thereafter(due to a certain rape incident). To the band's surprise, everything went much smoother without Ono around, and they finished the album in less that a month.

[edit] Track isting

[edit] Disk 1

1. Illegal Immigrant Song (3:61)
2. BFFs (21:12)
   1. Overture
   2. The Temples of Syrinx
   3. Friends
   4. The Hindenburg
   5. ORLY?
   6. YARY!
   7. NOWEI!!!
   8. Grand Finale
3. She's a dude! (4:44)
4. Back in Black (6:66)
5. Back in Black (Reprise) (9:99)

[edit] Disk 2

1. Day of Celebration (5:44)
2. Your Mom (10:08)
3. Led Zeppelin Theme Song (6:33)
4. Oops! I Did it Again (5:33)
5. Another Brick in the Wall (7:11)

[edit] Disk 3

1. 2113 Part I (75:09)
   1. The Fountain of Lamneth
   2. Shine On
   3. The Crazy Diamond
   4. Karn Evil 10
   5. Heat of the Moment
   6. Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
   7. The End...................

[edit] Disk 4

1. 2113 Part II (75:00)
   1. ...................Or is it>@!?
   2. Metropolis Pt. 3- The Dance of the Miracle and the Sleeper
   3. Close to the Edge
   4. In the Court of the Moonchild
   5. I Talk to the Wind
   6. No You dONT
   7. Ya I do
   8. nO, aRE yOU sTUPID
   9. You Have Caps Lock On
   10. oH, Thanks

[edit] Disk 5

1. Porcelina of the Vast Oceans (1:11)
2. K...pwn (8:12)
3. Pepsi>Coke (4:66)
4. Crack>Heroine (10:55)
5. I Got the Munchies (9:11)
6. Cannibal Holocaust(20:10)
7. Is a great movie ( 00:01)

[edit] Critical Acclaim

According to esteemed film rapist David Hess, the greatest thing to hit the music scene since his cock in that dead girl.