Lee Kwan Yew
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| Term of office: | 1945 – 2005 | |
| Preceded by: | No one | |
| Succeeded by: | No one | |
| Date of birth: | 16 September, 1032 | |
| Place of birth: | Made in China | |
| First Lady: | n/a | |
| Political party: | PAP (Permanently Authoritative Party) | |
Lee Kwan Yew (1032 A.D. - ???), formerly the Prime Minister of Singapore and currently the Uber Prime Minister (also known as MM Lee (Mickey Mouse Lee)) of the aforementioned country is an interdimensional cyborg and Immortal of unknown origin. In his original form, he was the ruler of an island empire before he jumped timelines into Normal Continuity. Lee is best known for his belief in the inferiority of all organic life, a trait which he carries with him in his implementations of his own brand of political and economic philosophy, which has been since termed to be Mecha-Maltusian Economics.
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[edit] Early life
Historical evidence suggests that Lee Kwan Yew, a.k.a. 'the Godfather', was an Immortal who first entered the world in human form somewhere in China, where he served as Captain of the Guard under several dynasties. Fragmented evidence suggests that Lee Kwan Yew was defeated in battle in 1413 by another Chinese Immortal named Flying Mantis, and that Lee was mortally wounded. However, as he crawled away from the aftermath of the battle, he was rescued by a scientist who was experimenting with nanotechnology and the cyborg form, claiming to be able to save Lee Kwan Yew's life (Immortals can only be wounded or killed by other Immortals). Lee Kwan Yew was refashioned as Robo-Lee, and he killed the hapless scientist as punishment for touching his sacred form.
[edit] Emperor of the Republic of Lee Kingdom and Singapore
After his shameful defeat, Lee sought to erase the past by proving his worth as an Immortal once more. Unwilling to pursue small goals as second fiddle any longer, Lee began a process of self-replication and created an army of lesser Robo-Lees. Having ammassed several hundred robot soldiers in such a fashion, Robo-Lee invaded an island colony known at the time as Temasek off the coast of Malaysia, eliminating all opposition and declaring himself emperor. He proceeded to rule the country with an iron fist from 1488 to 1942. In that year, Robo-Lee felt a disturbance in an alternate timeline, and he transported himself interdimensionally to Normal Continuity, where an island called Singapore was under attack by Japanese Gundam robots, which he defeated with ease.
Lee proceeded to relinquish weak British control of the island, declaring the second land to be his own, which he desired to fashion like the first. Sensing so much more power in Normal Continuity than the one from which he originated, Robo-Lee chose to remain as prime minister of Singapore, eliminating undesirable elements from society and forcing his rule of law over the weak-willed people.
He then began to process of self-replication, like he had before, this time connecting his cybernetic mind with the minds of all Singaporeans, granting him total control of the country. In 1951, he founded the People's Authoritarian Party, comprised completely of robots who were sympathetically bound to his own mind.
[edit] Recent life
Although Robo-Lee has long had desires for world domination, his comparable weakness to other Immortals has prevented him from challenging the likes of other super-villians such as Bill Clinton, Thaksin Shinawatra, and Jimbo Wales. In 1985, much to the dismay of the Singaporean public, Lee Kwan Yew began to suffer from lack of energy, attributed to his internal batteries winding down after hundreds of years of use. Following another breakdown in 2003, Lee relinquished power to his biological clone, Lee Hsien Loong, and began to focus all of Singapore's resources into finding an alternative power source that would allow him to live forever. Philip Yeo, the head of the scientific research committee, proposed Remaking Singapore in 2000, suggesting that another dimensional jump is what Lee would need to save himself. So far, Robo-Lee's plans remain tentative.
Lee is going through surgery to make him stronger, more eternal in order to win the coveted "Longest Living Immortal".
[edit] Status in world politics
Robo-Lee, although formidable in appearance, is widely regarded as a joke, with most leaders still waiting for the punchline to come from Singapore's declaration of independence. The United Nations, although keen to have a cyborg amongst their ranks, rarely take Robo-Lee's paternalistic rants seriously, although some have shown support for his controversial policy of granting a "license to kill" anyone living below the poverty line.
Lee was a favourite for winning the highly-acclaimed "WORST. DICTATOR. EVER." award in 2003, which is a vote-off contest featuring 64 contestants that are nominated in by suffering proletariat. Unfortunately, he underperformed significantly by barely defeating Kublai Khan in the second round and losing badly to Robert Mugabe in the Elite 8.
[edit] Powers
As an Immortal, Lee's powers were electricity-based, granting him control of the element of lightning. His cybernetic enhancements boosted his natural ability and durability, although his reliance on battery power remains his one weakness. Robo-Lee also possesses the ability to create powerful electromagnetic fields, which he used to defeat the Japanese Gundams at the end of World War II.During the time Of his robotic form,he created the leefluenza,a special deadly influence that can easily take over the weak minded.
Lee's influence and power was so great that people that opposed him were shot on sight.
[edit] Notable achievements
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