Legend

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This egregious article appears to affiliate balloons in the 666 military conflict against Stephen Hawking's reindeer and is also Jerry Fallwell's father . Oh, and it's also the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.

In other words, it's so brazenly random that it makes the peculiar Mr. Freeze cry to a great degree. Do something about it before it becomes moribund.

“I am legend.”

~ Oscar Wilde on being a legend

A Legend, also know as a foot, is a word with many connotations. Originally it refers to Achilles' foot problems, but now it is generally used for not just the Achilles tendon, but for the entire section of the body that appears below the Legmiddle.

[edit] History

Reece Parker, the well known and eventually hung adult film star was born in 1991. A short childhood saw him leaving home for training in Amsterdam at the age of 4. Starring in well known films such as Back Door Sluts 2 and Thats My Daughter, he is now in the Adult Film Hall of Fame for his life-changing work. He is a legend.

Some may say Reece was sick in the head, but most believe he is in the heart of all of us.

Reece is what we call a modern day legend. That is why he is on this page. Duh.

[edit] Evolution

Billions of years before the Bible said the world was created, there were fish. Fish had no legends. They couldn't even walk, so they just swam around. One day, a fish left the water to stretch his legs. Since he used his legs a lot, they got better and his kids had better legs also, unless he had the kids before he started stretching. (See Lamarck and Evolution). Anyways, after a while he stretched enough to have legends, like "How the giraffe got its neck," which is basically what Lamarck said, just written by Oscar Wilde in Just So Stories.

[edit] Modern Usage

Since the times of freaks, many young children have refused to take a bath. Their parents then might tell them, "If you don't wash, them someone may shoot you in the leg, and then you'll be sorry." These sick, evil parents deserve it when, 10 years later, their children kill them brutally with an axe, and a sharp axe at that. Plus they eat kittens.