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[edit] What is Lemur?

Black hole inhabiting, dream manipulating, will breaking, omnipotent, extradimensional, life absorbing, time shifting, hellspawned, kung-fu trained, demon summoning, phase-shifting, 4-handed, nano-boosted, water walking, teleporting, soulless, bullet dodging, furyan , invisibility cloaked, CIA top asset skilled, shine-eyed, bio-enhanced, geneticly enginereed, undead, gun kata mastering, flying ninja, bear cavalry killing proficient, mind reading, lightsaber-wielding, force-using, immortal sith master Lemurs. MIDGIT BOWLERS.

[edit] Where do Lemurs live?

Little known fact: lemurs have no permanent settlement, even though most people think that they mostly live in Madagascar. They are herd traveling nomads, destined for greatness. I believe one has been seen in Nebraska. However, many have been seen in Peru. Lemurs tend to live in large colony groups in lemur hives. They construct additional pylons which alow for larger hives and more lemurs.

[edit] Are Lemurs dangerous?

No lemurs are not dangerous they might bite you, but it will not take your hand right off. It might bust a vein but be very careful, they aren't pets.

[edit] Are Lemurs some kind of monkeys?

Although they look like monkeys, they actually are not. This is one of the tricks Lemurs use to confuse people. Yes, they are that evil. Ask yourself: Do I look like a monkey?

[edit] Can you eat Lemurs?

Historically, local villages ate lemur but it's not considered to be politically correct these days.

If you dare attempt, I want to videotape it and upload it onto YouTube... You'll be dead, but hey, millions will lactate.

[edit] How do I kill a Lemur?

There has been a discovery recently that there is another way to kill a lemur. In fact, all you do is have it stare at Max Sachi for a matter of seconds, then it will drop dead. Or you can show a lemur a movie such as The Da Vinci Code and they will die of confusion. Call me crazy but these little things are hard to kill.

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