Let It Be
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| Album by The Beatles | ||
| Released | January of 1970 | |
| Recorded: | Febuary of 1970 | |
| Genre | I don't know, some type of rock | |
| Length | 3:39:01 | |
| Record label | Porkaphone | |
| Producers | Phil Spector | |
| Professional reviews | ||
| Oscar Wilde review | n/a - "Just let the Review be." | |
| Beatle Albums | ||
| Shabby Road (1969) | Let It Be (1953) | Let It Be... Naked (2003) |
Contents |
[edit] Phil Spector
Phil Spector killed some girl just recently, and just became infamous. But did you know that Phil Spector used his evil powers 38 years ago? He used alcohol to kill Paul. Afterwards, he made Paul and the Beatles re-record Let It Be as drunk to make the recordings sound horrible. And, of course, he would use this method to kill a girl several years later, which explains why he is infamous.
[edit] Track listing
All songs stolen by Lennon/McCartney, except where noted.
[edit] Side one
- Two of Us in a Bed – 3:33
- Digging a Pony – 3:52
- Cross-dressing the Universe – 3:47
- I Me no Mind (Harrison) – 2:25
- Dick it (Lennon/McCartney/Starkey/Harrison) – 0:49
- Let It Free - 4:01
- Maggie May (want to unzip your pants)- 0:41
[edit] Side two
- I've Goat a' Peeling – 3:37
- One After 999999999999999 - 2:52
- (My) Long and Winding Log – 3:37
- For Your Loo (Harrison) – 2:32
- Get Fat – 3:07
[edit] Breakup
Paul was reported to have once said at the recording studio
| Get Yoko Ono out on that fucking street, she's an ugly old bitch, she distracts me too much with that ugly face. If you don't get her out, I will do something that I known she fears, I will burp. |
Naturally, this caused a massive (and pointless) media scandal, leading to several arrests, an angry mob of college students, the massive battle between God and Chuck Norris, and the temporary curing of your mom's addiction to sex. Afterwards, John Lennon quit and nobody lived happily ever after.
[edit] Let It Be... Naked
In the mid 1990's, Paul expressed his extreme hatred of Phil Spector, in particular his Wall of Sound, which mostly consisted of TV static and sounds of kids being molested. He decided to remix 'Let Tits Be', getting rid of all the "useless background noise". He replaced it with an album that was closer to what he had wanted, mainly because he was just fussy like that. For any new sounds added, it was agreed that they would be recorded in the nude, although no one is quite sure why. Paul later recalled that; "it sounded sort of fun". 'Let It Be... Naked' decided to drop the tracks 'Dig What?' and 'Maggoty May', as no one had ever liked them, and instead add Lennon's 'Don't Let Me Drown', which he had written whilst struggling to stay afloat in the North Atlantic, in 1968.
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| The Beatles |
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| John Lennon | Paul McCartney | George Harrison | Ringo Starr Yoko Ono | Pete Best | Ravi Shankar | Lenin | Michael Jackson |
| Albums |
| Thank Thank You (1962) | Without The Beatles (1963) | A Hard Day's Knight (1964) | Beatles For Sail (1964) | Hell! (1965) | Rubber Mole (1965) | Revolter (1966) | Sgt. Lt. Pepper's Only Lonely Hearts Club Bandana (1967) | Tragical Mystery Tour (1967) | The White Album (1968) | Fuscia Tambourine (1969) | Shabby Road (1969) | Let It Die (1970) |
| Compilations |
| Ringo Needs Some Money (1966) | Hey Judas (1970) | Charities (1980) | Ass Masters (1987) | The Beatles' Scientology (1996) | Two (1999) | Hate (2006) |
| Related articles |
| Beatlefication | British Invasion | Liverpool | Paul is dead | McCartneyism | The Revolution: A history | BBC | Beatles About |
