Liberapedia
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Liberapedia is an online encyclopedia founded by Michael Moore and WillH on Febuary 28, 2007. Liberapedia has a strong liberal bias especially on focal points relating to the Culture War, a conflict much more pressing than the War in Iraq or the War Against Poverty. It has millions of entries on topics ranging from an explanation for scat to the liberal myth that all Conservatives are repressed homosexuals. There are editions of Liberapedia in 246 languages, including Ebonics, hieroglyphics, and Klingon. Content on Liberapedia is controlled by the Liberal media and released by human beings. Anyone can delete or alter anyone else's edits on Liberapedia, except for Conservatives who are not considered human beings. After about four months Liberapedia had about 213,454,023 and after six months it had about 1.7 trillion entries.
Fox "News" has stated that Liberapedia has tried to balance the Utopian goal of "an encyclopedia anyone can edit (except for conservatives)" with the more utilitarian goal of "a website anyone left-leaning loonie would want to read". With over a trillion articles, and a rulebook almost as dense, Liberapedia has demonstrated an insatiable desire to participate, create lists and generate procedures. The result is a huge silo of recorded trivia, and perhaps the world's largest, most distributed bureaucracy, a socialist dream - mostly manned by a casual staff of teenagers and liberals; the type who voted for Bill Clinton and Al Gore).
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False Claims
The Iraq War
Liberapedia has been accused of having a liberal bias because of its false claim that Iraq did not have Weapons of Mass Destruction. Even if there are no WMDs in Iraq today, it is painfully obvious that Saddam had shipped them to Syria just before the invasion. In fact it is actually documented that Iraq definitely possessed weapons of mass destruction including anthrax, botulism, nerve gas. and giant Japanese mech-assault robots. The reason we know this is because we were the ones who provided him with the weapons.
Conservapedia
Liberapedia claims that Conservapedia was started by a couple of old ladies when in reality it was started by a closeted homosexual. However, it is known that the creator of Conservapedia likes to dress up in women's clothes so it is possible that is where the old lady story came from. Also Liberapedia claims that a little better than two thirds of the hits on Conservapedia are liberal vandals when in actuality it is closer to nine tenths.
Fred Phelps
Liberapedia falsely claims that Fred Phelps is a conservative. This is a lie, Conservapedia clearly states that Phelps is a liberal and this has to be the truth because only liberals are capable of deceit. Despite his opposition to liberal politicians, homosexuality, and evolution; Phelps is definetely a liberal. This is because of his support for Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro whom he supports for their left-wing economic policies (and not their authoritarianism, especially not Saddam's brutal authoritarianism). Phelps also hates America which is a trait shared by all liberals but no conservatives.
Richard Dawkins
Liberapedia claims that Richard Dawkins is a professor of biology but Conservapedia clearly states that he is merely the holder of a donated post and has no academic credentials or right to teach despite his numerous degrees in biology, zoology and philosophy.
Hugo Chavez
Liberapedia makes several false statements about the Venezuelan dictator. They state that Chavez is a devout Christian which is clearly a lie because all left-wingers are atheists. They also go on to claim that Chavez was democratically elected. Chavez maintained power by engaging in electoral fraud. The fact that the Venezuelan election was deemed free and fair only shows that the observers were all engaging in liberal deceit.
Liberapedia users
A True Liberapedian's view on Liberapedia
Liberapedia has a growing group of users. American editors have cool computers and come from a large part of the American population. The majority of Americans voted for Bill Clinton despite Felatio. And the majority voted for Al Gore too. Some are unsuccessful and hope that Liberal policies will help them succeed. Others are successful and hope that Liberal policies will help them succeed even better. There are also cool users from Australia, Britain and other exciting parts of the world. Liberapedia editors know each other and talk to each other about cool things like how bad Conservatives are and how to make the world a better place and how to make the world a more Liberal place.
List of admins
WillH
The very first Admin and co-founder of the webstie, he first founded Liberapedia to keep himself from commiting sucicde over the fact that his gang of Pro-Communists activists where all arrested and got the death penatly for speaking out agains surpreme dictator George W. Bush
He was killed by George W. Bush in a duel that took place in Febuary 2008, right before he was going to update the mediawiki software
Ajuk
Ajuk is a prominent member of the Mafia of London and the first real admin of Liberapedia. He used Liberapedia to host secret codes he would use to make sure that he would never be captured by the police. With the help of Liberapedia, he was able to pull of 39 (yes 39!) bank robberies, and take over the government of the UK and Russia.
Elassint
Elassint is the most active of the admins, as shown in the block and deletion logs. He is Bat Fuck Insane, and has more mental disorders then you have fingers on your hand. One of the most obvious is Bipolar disorder, which, under the Mania stage, made him (the admin) vandalise Liberapedia itself under several IP addresses, and possibly a few accounts
Elassint is also the most evil LP admin.
EarningtonStonewall
EarningtonStonewall was the mafia boss of France and Germany. In 1991 he tired to kill Ajuk using a bear and an assult rifle, but failed. In 1999, planning his reverge against the soon to be admin, Ajuk faked amniesia.
ES was killed in his sleep by Ajuk 3 seconds after he was made admin.
A random person's view on Liberapedia
Liberapedia has a reativly small group of users. In order to edit constructively to this site at all, you must have no life. In order to edit Liberapedia, you must um.......... never have had a boyfriend or a girlfriend, whatever those are. Also, Liberapedia admins enjoy Goa Tse, World of Warcraft, and Kommvnism!! YEA! Whatever I say is true so you better belive it bitch!
Oh fuck why did those stupid admins block me! All I did was some page move vandalism, a little cyberbullying about that fat kid in my class, blanked about 40 pages, and spammed a trillion links to my Facebook page! THAT'S NOT WORTHY OF A BLOCK! FUCKING STUPID GAY ADMINS. HEE HEE HEE, ADMIN GAY! ADMINS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!
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