LifeScript
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LifeScript (a.k.a. Matrix options) is a scripting language. It is used to change the destiny of one and save a destiny of another. It was invented by Lucy Bailo in the year -000000.00000.000.00.0..1 and was misused in 1103 to create death. If death had not been invented, we would have to listen to each other prattle on forever.
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[edit] Look of the script
The script is like
>look =a fat girl wants to eat you >check options =none
or
>look =good
[edit] History
It's a shame that History was the second content of this article, but it is still not a big shame.
In the year -2, Lucy Bailo (real name known) thought in heaven, what would it look like on Earth, if there we're humans. He creates humankind and stares at it for hours. They don't do anything. His co-assistant Boxy says that his creation is stupid and idiotic. Look at it! It just stands there doing nothing like somekind of weirdo. Lucy says that they will move any second now... any second... any... sec... young... taiwong! Lucy finally (finally) admits that his creation is way too lame to be anything, so he sits down at his UCC3K powered PC that can do anything and invents LifeScript. The mankinds start moving finally (oh crap!) and live.
[edit] Creation of Death
Finally in 1103, Bobby Wrinkles creates a new blurry type of LifeScript code called
0function
{name=death}
{people know=yes}
1function
{method=killing}
{with=
knives
pistols
guns
Zork
Cthulhu
poop
wikipedia
jimbo wales
leet
weebl
bob
oscarWilde}
{additionalApps=
Doom.exe}
2function
{methods=end}
The script created death, which killed 1 000 000 000 000 a lot 000 people around the world. Only two babies survived to make more babies.
[edit] Doom.exe
Doom.exe was actually a program with codes and stuff. The code was in LifeScript and looked like this:
0functionApp
{name=doom.exe}
{people know=noWay}
2functionApp
{sad=yes}
3functionApp
{doomDeath=01010101001010101010
deathComeFrom}
{know=no}
{see=no}
{hear=no}
{grow=no}
{pee=yes}
[edit] More ways of code
To make you get 5 000 000 moneys type in this code on your Zork OS
{getMoney
Money=5x1+000+000
DeBug=yes
consequense=after
befConsequense=no
}
[edit] In other languages
- LoveScript (Engrish 2.0)
- LoveScript (Danish)
- Lafffffffffipt (Tuff Lisfp)
- Laughsrcipt (Tacky)
- L1F3S(R1P7 (N00btackular)
- Samba (Samban)
- Life (Oscar's)
[edit] In other codes
To run these, the website must have a "lifescriptplugincode.xml" on it somewhere.
[edit] JavaScript
<get>Face</get> <look>Face</look> <stare>Face</stare> <runIn>Face</runIn> <eat>Face</eat>
[edit] BASIC
10 print "Poo!" frog$ 20 poop "Poo!" keyhole$ 30 yell "Poo!" a dog$ 40 say "Poo!" my face$
[edit] ActionScript
gotoAndPlay(4504032049239584358927346572386472837458723845743758374583728475678243768274857684382378574375);
if {
georgeBush
}
else {
Hell yeah!
}
[edit] Bepshipan
fergieDoes=Yells will.i.amDoes=Sings apl.de.apDoes=Flies around in silly pink suits yelling "I'm pooPoo.com!" mooseDoes=Poop babiesDo=Babes overDose=Yeah!
[edit] C#
<noob>kill</noob>
{goto
=item:"Box"
=action:"use"
=on:"Bill Gates"
=people:"Yell="HELL YEAH!!!!1" "
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