Lime

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A lime, not to be mistaken for its yellow counter part, the lemon, is a green, ovalish fruit that vagly resembles a lemon. It is grown on trees and comonly used for some things ... like lemon lime drinks.

[edit] History of Lime

The lime was initially cultivated in 736 B.C. by a Greek who became disgusted with the only drink they were allowed to have , other than water, Olivade; an 'Ade made from olives. He believed Lemonade had a more exquisite taste than the olive oil's 'Ade and wanted to replicate the sugary and lemony drink without steeling the Phoenician's recipe. He hence changed the recipe by creating limeade. The Greek drink was so tasty that it eventually gained in popularity until the lime became a fruit growing on trees, not simply vines. The lime then became remarkably similar to the lemon (how many fruits 'really' grow on trees?), and the Phoenicians accused the Greeks of copyright fraud.

The Greeks retaliated by changing the lime, giving it a green hue. The rest is history.

After living peacefully with the Greeks for several years,lime was kidnapped by pirates. At first lime resented the pirates, but soon learned that they had a pretty sweet deal. Lime got to stay below deck and chill while the pirates did their "High seas robbery" thing and then got to party with all the hottest wenches while on land. Lime soon became the life of the party with the invention of Tequila body shots. Lime also enjoyed being able to travel to Caribbean islands, which is where it originally got it on with coconut. In return for such luxuries, lime provided the pirates with a cure for scurvy, which had made the pirate dating scene way harsh.

Philosopholis Thompson once used a lime to torture his enemies by squeezing the juice into their eyes, then sucking there eyes out and replacing them with the lime skins, before chucking them in a giant blender with limes and making a lime and enemy smoothie, which he would sell to McDonalds.

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