Liquid OS

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Liquid OS is probably one of the coolest and greatest OSes alive. Even cooler than Mac and Kubuntu. It OWNS and will soon take over the world, destroying every OS in its path!

[edit] History

In 1999, the guys at Apple made a new type of Operation System. It's name was Lookit! OS.... The guys made it soooo (suuuue) interesting it would make the brits win WW3. The first OS was awful and all Old-Windowsy-timey. The name of the game was Lookit! Beta. Later on, they got a Windows XP look that boosted the sales in 2003 under the name Liquid OS 2. They got icons made in FLAHHH's MX for Liquid OS 3 in 2006 and that made them look 9033946532452.88.2 times cooler than their previous Windows XP look.

What jokes...

In 2006 November, just a few days since today, Liquid OS and Mac split up thus leaving Liquid OS for Uncyclopedia and it's worthy owner Gert5. Gert5 opens a new type of wizard, which allows people to ask Gert5 to get a logo from him. This made UPROAR altuff it was made in Paint. The uproar of Paint made more people buy more Paint and thus painting their houses with crapapps. This caused Microsoft to become pop-quiz. They even wanted to steal the graphics from Liquid OS, buy the brand "Liquid OS" or just buy a Liquid OS Operation System, but that would make fans puke.

[edit] Version history

1. 1. Lookit! OS 1
   2. Liquid OS 1.5
2. 1. Liquid OS 2
   2. Liquid OS 2 Redux
3. 1. Liquid OS 3
   2. Liquid OS 3.1
   3. Liquid OS 3.5 (codename: Revolution)
4. 1. Liquid OS 4
   2. Liquid OS 4.5
   3. Liquid OS 4.9

[edit] Coming soon

1. Liquid Nuvola
2. Liquid KDE
3. Liquid PayPal
4. Liquid turd

[edit] Imitations

Windows' all new OS imitating Liquid OS. Planned for 2009. Yes, this is the normal appearance

1. Microsoft Windows 5
   1. Microsoft Windows 5 Home Edition
2. Microsoft Windows 6
   1. Microsoft Windows 6 Home Edition
   2. Microsoft Windows 6 Server

[edit] Applications

[edit] Limake

A .LIM file

Limake can create cool .LIM and .LIMb image files. The creator works as good-qualitilicioush as Photoshop and as easy as Paint. Here is a .LIMb file:

      _____
    //     \\
  / / (.)(.)\ \
 //     _\   \\
 /            \ \ 
  \   ------ /
   \__||||__/
       ||
        |
Sir. Joannenninba Axe!

[edit] Others

The Liquid (Right) and the Vista (Left) compared here. Altough Vista's clock is hidden behind The Liquid OS, Liquid OS still shows it's for picture special. Made with Visual Basic (The one that comes with Liquid OS) and CoolFX

The iPod contributing with Liquid OS.

Liquid OS for Vista. "We really couldn't erase the lameness of the title bar and the copyright - bad formatting blocker that Windows added, but we sure did a hard work on the graphics" ~Mikeson Leminay, Liquid OS main programmer and graphics maker

Liquid OS Umerick Browser maintaining www.microsoft.com. Jim Carrey Ensue.