List of Ubuntu forks

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“I really support Ubuntu. I do. It's a great product. I just use Kubuntu out of principle.”

~ Mark Shuttleworth on Ubuntu forks

“How is something with three the same vowels to compete with Vista? That name almost is as stupid as Google! Those hackers really can't think of names, they sound as if it were the first and last sound a newly born baby made when he choked on an apple his evil babysitter gave him.”

~ Bill Gates on Ubuntu forks

Forks

Ubuntu Linux has served as a base for a bunch of autistic professional forkers, resulting in a utterly useless (but rather cool) pile of 0s and 1s:

Gentoobuntu, just like the normal Ubuntu, but based off Gentoo.
Rubuntu, comprised entirely of software written in Ruby.
Cubuntu, featuring long-awaited support for the Cubism plugin for The Gimp.
OOobuntu, contains OpenOffice.org.
Bluebuntu which replaces the award-winning brown skin by a yellow one.
Kaboomto, explodes upon opening the box. Yippee!
Goobuntu, to secretly take over the world.
Suebuntu, used to facilitate MPAA's just, but unequal fight for artist freedom.
Moobuntu, for cows.
Flubuntu, custom-made distribution for Oscar Wilde.
Turuntu, has a Canajan spell checker, eh?
GRUBuntu, boots with GRUB. Doesn't work, tho.
n00buntu, brings joy with AOL Explorer, gracefully emulated.
Truebuntu, nothing but the one only absolute truth of operating systems.
Lesbuntu, derived from the recently successful Lesbian GNU/Linux.
FUBUntu: keep it real, yo!
Shoebuntu: it's almost available in your size
Sewbuntu, a patchy one
Zoobuntu, comes preinstalled in safari snipers.
Doombuntu, with an out-of-the-box working installation of a demo version of Doom 5
Subuntu, finally allows users to harness the power of the su command.
YOUbuntu, with a stolen copy of SUSE's YaST Online Update tool
Dumbuntu: if it's good for you, then you won't understand why anyway.
Gruebuntu: if you don't recompile the kernel regularly, it will eat you.
Zulubuntu, for those among us with fat lips.
Edubuntu, to provide sexual education.
Stubuntu, designed to ease writing of stub articles in Uncyclopedia.
Jewbuntu, the chosen distro.
w00tbuntu, assembled by Mr. Bar & Mr. Foo for w00t-w00t cr3w. Don't even ask.
Bebuntu, exactly like the original Ubuntu, but with no application software.
Flabuntu, Ubuntu for Massive Beings.
Stewbuntu, nice 'n tasty!
Malibuntu, 27 milibits of scenic beauty
DOOM-BUNTU Made by the Irken Army for the purpose of spreading DOOM!
Kungfubuntu, will kick your ass!
Ubluntu, makes you high!
Tuxbuntu, makes your soul to be sold to Linus Torvalds and for some reason Mark Shuttleworth.
Macubuntu, like Ubuntu, but based off Mac OS X.
Debian-openSUSE-ubuntu, like Ubuntu, but based off Debian and openSUSE.
Beerubuntu, is Ubuntu for people make and drink beer (and also for beers).