Little Boys Across America

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“Little Boys Across America has done more for the planet than Mother Theresa”

~ Michael Jackson on Little Boys Across America

“Little Boys Across America is comprised of nothing but Dago, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' dagos.”

~ Spike Lee on Little Boys Across America

“Not only am I a card-carrying member of NAMBLA, I am also a card-carrying member of Little Boys Across America”

~ Oscar Wilde on Little Boys Across America


For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Little Boys Across America.


Little Boys Across America (or the L.B.Double A) is an organization comprised of 10,000 little boys across America dedicated to lowering the age of consent, exterminating all older people, and making sure that all members of the organization Little Girls Across America are imprisoned for having cooties. They were formed yesterday by Todd. In the alternative timeline (or the real one), they were formed in 1955.


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[edit] From Humble Beginnings

One day, Todd (the lamest name ever), a little boy, noticed how when he went out in the street that every man and woman who hit on him was given nasty looks and was arrested (A total of 15 people were arrested). Well Todd set out to change that. He started the Little Boys Across America. The first meeting of the organization were crude imitations of real ones. They took place in empty bathtubs, instead of the usual orgies and strip clubs. Soon all the members of Sex-Crazed Little Boys Across America (S.C.L.B.A.A.) joined Little Boys Across America. When they soon became X-treme radicals, demanding mandatory sex, Todd left the group frustrated. He went on to become Todd Solondz, successful film director and five-time Grammy-winning hardcore rapper.

[edit] Uprising

Soon, Little Boys Across America became a militant group, with Dodd as it's leader. He had protection to the level of the real-life Louis Farrakhan. They famously yelled and disrupted the George Bush vs. A. Sandwich debate of 2004, in which A. Sandwich killed George Bush, who survived the previous attempt on his life by A. Pretzel. Soon their ranks thinned out after people realized that the group was just "Gross, son!", but there are many activists for the L.B.A.A.

[edit] Use of Propoganda

An example of propaganda used by Little Boys Across America.
An example of propaganda used by Little Boys Across America.

To get their peaceful message across, Little Boys Across America needed to use violent propoganda. In the Todd Solondz days, he just circulated a little pornographic 4-page publication called Little Boy Fancy Magazine. Now that magazine has more subscriptions than any in the universe, including several on the planet Plan 9 from Outer Space.

In 1965, a famous propaganda film came out called Gaylittleboyniggers from Outer Space that, while propaganda, like Battleship Potemkim, Birth of a Nation, and Triumph of the Will, it has been acclaimed for it's amazing cinematic techniques. It is about how when there is a black president, black people will come into power and make the age of consent 65. Soon, anyone caught having sex is tortured, then killed. So, white people exterminate the black people on a never-ending stairway (this technique was copied into Battleship Potemkin), and instate a law banning the age of consent. If you even think about the age of consent, you first lose the game, then are eliminated. So, world peace is bought.

[edit] Criticism

Little Boys Across America has been criticised by your mom for doing nothing during the terrible years when black people rose to power, then made the age of consent 65. She then realized this was a part of Gaylittleboyniggers from Outer Space.

They have also been criticized by Spike Lee (see the top of this page), but as Quentin Tarantino says, nigger. He also says "Nobody sees Spike Lee films anymore. Coincidentally, nobody sees my films anymore."

[edit] What famous people think, because their opinions mean everything

[edit] Alumni

[edit] Noted Enemies

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