Logic Bunny

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[edit] History

There has been much debate recently over the existence of logic bunnies. The most convincing argument given by the Anti-Pope. While drinking in an Irish pub one day with David Boreanaz, he took note that there were actually 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Upon inspecting the bottles, although most bottles were empty, some actually contained live rabbits. Neither know much about mathematics, a debate ensued between the two about how the bunnies got into the bottles. Folklore tells us that somewhere along the lines of this conversation, one of those bottles just happened to fall. As the bottle divided into pieces on the floor. The two realized that the bunny inside had disappeared. This was impossible, it must have been imaginary. Neither were able to explain this occurrence, but reported it to various scientists to see if they could scientifically provide understanding of these bunnies.

While working on his black hole theory, Steven Hawking had dealt with the use of imaginary numbers and was intricately familiar with how they worked. After reading these reports of what he called 'bottle bunnies', he developed a hypothesis that if he were to get these imaginary bunnies to multiply, it was likely that the result would be a real bunny appearing in a puff of logic.

Appearance of a logic bunny. Artist: Drew Trucker

[edit] The Math

A team of students from the Massachusetts Institute Of Technology developed a formula to explain how such a bunny would be created. Imaginary being defined standardly as i (the square root of -1)

If bunny A is imaginary (Ai) and it attempted to multiply with an imaginary bunny B (Bi). It would produce a real number of bunnies (C), although these bunnies would likely be negative and therefore not able to exist.

A=B (They are both bunnies)

(Ai)*(Bi)= -C

If they were able to somehow introduce negativity into the multiplication process they would be able to create a real bunny.

A=B

(Ai)*(Bi)*-D= C

A simple yet complex formula gave way to mass attempts to create rabbits through puffs of logic. There were scattered reports of successful tests, but no confirmations. Trials indicate that the best course of action to introduce negativity was to trick the theoretical rabbit into believing that it absolutely both did and didn't exist (|E|) at the same time. One would then sometimes absolutely have a real and positive bunny.

A=B

(Ai)*(Bi)*-D/|E|= |-C|

[edit] Differences from real bunnies

Unlike real bunnies, Logic bunnies are thought to be more violent and vicious. Logic bunnies have appeared in various forms though all kinds of media. ALF, a popular show about a cat eating alien in the 1980s is thought of to actually be about a logic bunny. The game Magic: The Gathering is said to have printed 2 logic bunnies thus far (Kezzerdrix and Vizzerdrix). The famed scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the killer rabbit is theorized as not actually being part of the original script, but instead a logic bunny had appeared on set and attacked the extras.

Logic bunnies are said to not naturally be ninja as normal rabbits are, and will also have standard weekly poker nights unlike their mammalian brethren. Being created from puffs of logic, they are also immune to most birth defects and diseases.

Other than the aforementioned, they seem to be exactly like a garden variety bunny rabbit in every way. Although, due to the lack of logic displayed by most human beings, there have been no actual tests preformed on the logic bunnies themselves.